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japple

(9,831 posts) Fri Mar 27, 2020, 10:00 AM Mar 2020

Then one day, all the evangelicals were "raptured" up into the sky

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Then one day, all the evangelicals were "raptured" up into the sky (Original Post) japple Mar 2020 OP

MAGATS going to Heaven? The HORROR. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2020 #1

might just happen if they congregate this Easter HAB911 Mar 2020 #2

If it does, I hope Trump flies away with them. nt ooky Mar 2020 #3

Up? CaptYossarian Mar 2020 #4

Pretty sure, according to Jesus, those types aren't heading "up"... WePurrsevere Mar 2020 #5

This will end with one big thud when that science word gravity malaise Mar 2020 #6

Drat, there will have to be another round of staying home, Yonnie3 Mar 2020 #7

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah - that's incentive to stay home malaise Mar 2020 #8

ProudMNDemocrat

(16,786 posts)

1. MAGATS going to Heaven? The HORROR.

Reply to japple (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 10:04 AM

Mar 2020

There had better be a quarantined section of Heaven.

HAB911

(8,904 posts)

2. might just happen if they congregate this Easter

Reply to japple (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 10:06 AM

Mar 2020

ooky

(8,924 posts)

3. If it does, I hope Trump flies away with them. nt

Reply to HAB911 (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 10:13 AM

Mar 2020

CaptYossarian

(6,448 posts)

4. Up?

Reply to japple (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 10:14 AM

Mar 2020

That's not what happened to the bad guys in the movie Ghost.

WePurrsevere

(24,259 posts)

5. Pretty sure, according to Jesus, those types aren't heading "up"...

Reply to japple (Original post)

Fri Mar 27, 2020, 10:16 AM

Mar 2020

If they think they are, they really need to pick up a Bible (preferably a "red letter" one), New Testament 'Gospels' for themselves and reevaluate their lives and actions because they've been suckered in by the false prophets and teachers that they were warned about.