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Tue Mar 31, 2020, 10:36 AM Mar 2020

My covid recipe: Pure Woo.

I've been self quarantined since March 12th. With no way to test if I have the virus I'm completely relying on rumor and hearsay. No science involved.

Tonic water: It has quinine in it right?

Z-Pack: I secured one, don't ask me how.

Ephedrine: I have to sign for this crap?

Vitamins: C and D

Marijuana: Cutout/Strawman purchase

Garlic: Wards off everything?

Was able to get an appointment for 4-21, maybe they will test me then. In the meantime, I'll stay high and cling to primitive superstitions and mind over matter delusions.

A random placebo should suffice.

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My covid recipe: Pure Woo. (Original Post) nilesobek Mar 2020 OP
Check this site out: CrispyQ Mar 2020 #1
PS - If you get a bong, get the plugs for cleaning the bong, too. CrispyQ Mar 2020 #2
Dabbing concentrates is the rage around here. nilesobek Mar 2020 #3


(37,077 posts)
1. Check this site out:
Tue Mar 31, 2020, 10:46 AM
Mar 2020


My friend gets the monthly box. Not sure what she does with all the mini-bongs, but they are cute. I bought the pumpkin bong and like it a lot. It's a really nice size and fits in my hand perfectly. Plus I love Halloween, so it's a bit of the spooky season sitting on my desk all the time.


(37,077 posts)
2. PS - If you get a bong, get the plugs for cleaning the bong, too.
Tue Mar 31, 2020, 10:47 AM
Mar 2020

I didn't realize that and ended up paying extra in shipping. They have videos on how to clean your bong.


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3. Dabbing concentrates is the rage around here.
Tue Mar 31, 2020, 10:56 AM
Mar 2020

People love it because they don't smell like weed at work but my problem is that I get too high and it's obvious to the bosses.

But they don't really care. They don't like Charlie Work like I do. 😁

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