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Dear Mr. Trump: Sir, in this time of pandemic, (which no one could have possibly predicted!) I
am concerned for your health and safety. You were, after all, as My Pillow Man said, "chosen by God" to lead us at this time. So, sir, with all due respect, I have an idea that will guarantee that you will not be infected by the Corona virus.
You see, all you need to do is place any good size heavy gauge plastic bag completely over your head and then fasten it securely around your neck with several windings of duct tape. (Ok, sir---"duck" tape!) This may prove a little uncomfortable at first but, in just a little while, you won't be worried about a thing! And, you will be 100% protected from that Corona virus!
No need to thank me, sir. I'm just trying to do the patriotic thing.
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You are a very naughty man! 
And I approve.
