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https://www.newser.com/story/289631/cops-urge-residents-to-wear-pants-when-checking-mail.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=uol&utm_campaign=rss_topCops Urge Residents to Wear Pants When Checking Mail
'This is your final warning'
Police in a Maryland town have urged residentsor, perhaps, one specific residentto remember that they still need to wear pants when they go outside, WTHR reports. "Please remember to put pants on before leaving the house to check your mailbox," the Taneytown Police Department said in a Facebook post Tuesday. "You know who you are. This is your final warning." Like the rest of Maryland, residents of Taneytown, population 7,000, are under a stay-at-home order. USA Today notes that pants are apparently no longer a big priority for millions of people working at home during the coronavirus pandemic: Walmart execs say they are selling more tops, but not bottoms.
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)as long as I have pants on.
PCIntern
(25,556 posts)mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)PCIntern
(25,556 posts)😄😷
mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)Don't forget to tip your wait staff
PCIntern
(25,556 posts)mercuryblues
(14,532 posts)djg21
(1,803 posts)Weve seen many lawyers in casual shirts and blouses, with no concern for ill-grooming, in bedrooms with the master bed in the background, etc, Bailey wrote in the letter.
One male lawyer appeared shirtless and one female attorney appeared still in bed, still under the covers, he added.
https://nypost.com/2020/04/14/judge-urges-attorneys-to-get-out-of-bed-wear-clothes-for-hearings/
Does a person who graduated from law school really have to be told to get out of bed and wear clothes to video hearings? Apparently so. You just cannot fix stupid.
I know everything is stressful now, but act like a professional for goodness sake!
That said, I was on a jury in March. 4 lawyers. (2 for defense, 2 for prosecution)
ONE(!) was wearing a suit that actually fit properly. Wasn't exactly the set of Law & Order, or The Verdict.
malaise
(269,054 posts)Too good
Baitball Blogger
(46,736 posts)And I don't want to offend them, even though the other pretender, bully, lazy lawyers deserve it.
USALiberal
(10,877 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)REMOVE IT NOW SIR....I'LL TAZE YOUR ASS.....REMOVE THE BUTTPLUG....dispatch. I need backup. mail-getter refuses to remove buttplug....DROP THE BUTTPLUG!!!!!DROP IT NOW!!!!!!!
NutmegYankee
(16,199 posts)Kingofalldems
(38,458 posts)Just south of Gettysburg Pa.
Takket
(21,577 posts)MiniMe
(21,717 posts)roamer65
(36,745 posts)An old Dave Letterman euphemism.