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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI'm mainlining Lysol and sticking a tactical flashlight up my ass.
I mean, he's the President, right? He must be telling the truth.
Context: Trump today questioning if a disinfectant can be injected (or something like that) and if UV light can be used inside the body, or something like that.
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)A round of Lysol on the Beach for everyone!
John Ludi
(589 posts)I used to do that BEFORE Covid.
milestogo
(16,829 posts)dalton99a
(81,844 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,541 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,490 posts)Trump: "Might work, might not".
What a great leader.
IcyPeas
(21,976 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,490 posts)lpbk2713
(42,792 posts)An obscure reference I admit.
The burn of Ajax in your nostrils, throat, esophagus and lungs will definitely kill something! You might be onto something there!
IcyPeas
(21,976 posts)KentuckyWoman
(6,704 posts)I missed the whackadoodle today....
jcgoldie
(11,674 posts)But everyday it gets more batshit crazy than the last. And if Fauci isn't there who knows what the fuck crazy shit he will say.
LuckyCharms
(17,490 posts)But one of his lackeys was at the podium having an orgasm about sunlight killing the virus. This led to Trump questioning whether disinfectant can be introduced into the lungs, and whether UV light can be used inside the body.
I shit you not.
ismnotwasm
(42,043 posts)My husband just picked me up from work and was telling me about this. I just..cant
uponit7771
(90,382 posts)ragemage
(104 posts)You know somebody is going to try it, injecting bleach into their body or huffing Lysol directly into their lungs.
What do you have to lose?
Maybe it works, maybe it won't.
LuckyCharms
(17,490 posts)worth a try. Anything is worth a try, right? We'll just have to see. Might work, might not. We'll see. Some very powerful things have been figured out by some very smart people. The best people.
UncleTomsEvilBrother
(945 posts)...I was drinking gourmet coffee and spat it all over my shirt and boxers after I read the thread title. LOL!!!!!!
grumpyduck
(6,321 posts)Greek Wedding" about how Windex works for everything?
Celerity
(44,031 posts)NCjack
(10,279 posts)Celerity
(44,031 posts)MAGLITE UV BULB 300 LUMEN 3-6 CELL
https://littindustries.com/products/litt-ultra-bright-300-lumen-ultra-violet-led-upgrade-3-6-cell-c-d
NCjack
(10,279 posts)Celerity
(44,031 posts)and if wee Sean gets a little too argy bargy, well.......
lame54
(35,410 posts)Goonch
(3,634 posts)badhair77
(4,244 posts)Blue_true
(31,261 posts)Blue_true
(31,261 posts)or assbuns. Maybe I need to call Dr. Trump for advice.
NickB79
(19,321 posts)Who am I to judge?
CRK7376
(2,206 posts)You have successfully given the the giggles for the rest of the night. Just the thought of trumpster injecting some Lysol and shoving a TacFire light up his ass has me rolling. Thanks for the belly laugh!
DanTex
(20,709 posts)Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)peggysue2
(10,909 posts)O.M.G. That made me laugh.
Yes, we should all start our injections immediately and hunker down(or up) with out trusty flashlights. Because . . .
Miracles!!!!
Stuart G
(38,480 posts)...Keep that flashlight up your ass for a couple of days, and watch how that indeed will solve all problems. No more worrying about Trump, financial issues, and medical problems. Everything will be over. You will not have to worry about Democratic Underground, or your favorite sports team winning whatever. Next November's election will not be an issue at all. Sounds like a great idea.
........YES, TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT, & HE MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH...
hunter
(38,384 posts)... ought to kill the virus as well.
Hugin
(33,284 posts)Hey, it has 'auto' in it... Might work. Might work. What have you got to lose?
LisaL
(45,009 posts)SunSeeker
(51,943 posts)...I'd have no Lysol at all. Nobody has it in stock. Nobody.
onethatcares
(16,254 posts)a shortage of batteries and flashlights......
and senior shopping times are over for the week.
even harbor freight won't have them.
badhair77
(4,244 posts)Ill evaluate with my gut from there.
Harker
(14,164 posts)The absence thereof is part of your charm.
NCjack
(10,279 posts)a reporter should ask: "Mr. President, I don't understand. Are you serious or are you being jokey?"
Harker
(14,164 posts)For the record, I wasn't thinking of him, but of luckycharms. Hmmm... you're on to something, though.
pwb
(11,374 posts).
ornotna
(10,831 posts)I bought one of those long snake cameras that have a light on the end. I've been able to get all the way to my duodenum.
Not only do I feel safer but I have some cool movies to share with friends and family.