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Just use really little sharks, you can you know, inject them powerfully into your lungs or body or whatever, may need a doctor or something to look into that. But you know, sharks are really deadly and dangerous, stronger than a virus! I can tell you that!
LakeArenal
(28,837 posts)that you meant the shark would eat the virus from your leg. Arm... mid-section?
Skraxx
(2,981 posts)Like us.
LakeArenal
(28,837 posts)Amishman
(5,559 posts)baby sharks perhaps...
doo doo doo doo
Ohiogal
(32,047 posts)Inject some Pac Mans into a persons bloodstream! They like to navigate mazes and eat stuff up!
Skraxx
(2,981 posts)And I mean, Pac Man isn't even real! I mean, can we be serious here? Stop being a cutey pie.
underpants
(182,868 posts)Sea bass
Skraxx
(2,981 posts)I'm an expert on lasers. My uncle was a professor, so you know...
Mike 03
(16,616 posts)I swear, I do believe on some level he does think like this.
Skraxx
(2,981 posts)Why the hell didn't I think of that?
Shermann
(7,428 posts)CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)Trump has crabs and he's never caught it.
Skraxx
(2,981 posts)wryter2000
(46,077 posts)Mow the spikes off those things.
Skraxx
(2,981 posts)Who's gonna do the bagging? Sharks will EAT them!
wryter2000
(46,077 posts)Duh.
Mendocino
(7,504 posts)1) rusty water from an old garden hose
2) pureed hydrox cookies
3) fluoridated water
4) Upsidaisium
5) blue meth
6) bath salts
7) hooker urine
8) "LASER" beams
9) horse sweat
10) santorum
Skraxx
(2,981 posts)wryter2000
(46,077 posts)n/t
Blue Owl
(50,490 posts)Yeah, that'll work!
Mosby
(16,342 posts)oioioi
(1,127 posts)can't stop laughing.
exboyfil
(17,865 posts)captain queeg
(10,238 posts)Nuke for 2 minutes, that ought to do it. If you get a sunburn shove your head up your ass to cool off.
BluesRunTheGame
(1,619 posts)It's cheap and abundant right now. That's our answer!
ProfessorGAC
(65,159 posts)They'll end up filling up their tiny virus cars and driving to somewhere to infect more people!
Boy, you didn't think that through!
BluesRunTheGame
(1,619 posts)Thank you!
I do like your idea about tiny sharks.
We could, however use full sized sharks. Now that its getting closer to summertime we could stock the local swimming pools in red state America with hungry sharks and allow Rona-Virus patients to bathe with the health giving cuddly critters. We could also offer special healthy cocktails like gin and Clorox or vodka and Lysol.
Initech
(100,100 posts)My brother's girlfriends' sister's best friends' nephew said that on a Facebook forum that I belong to, so it must be true!