The President should lead by example and drink a bottle of Clorox

[Bradshaw3]

Don't leave it to others to show the efficacy of a cure that you yourself suggested could work. Be a real leader at a time of crisis and do the right thing by being the first to try this potential solution to the COVID-19 pandemic. Your base would love you even more (if that's possible) and Democrats like me would be impressed (for the first time ever) by the courage you would show by this selfless act.

[brewens]

1. And knock back a little vinegar to make sure. n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

5. I Got Stomach Cramps...

...just reading your post. The CO2 would blow up his stomach like a balloon.
There's quite a bit of artifact calcium carbonate in bleach.
His stomach would be like one of those little rockets from my chemistry set.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Maybe he'd fly around the room like when you let go of an inflated balloon.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Beauty!!! (nt)

[Doreen]

2. Make it more pleasant for him, soak his cheeseburger in it.

More probability that he would eat it. After that a big beautiful piece of bleach soaked chocolate cake.

[ProfessorGAC]

3. On Live TV (nt)

[catbyte]

4. Somebody beat you to it. I love Photoshop...

Link to tweet

[Karadeniz]

8. Good idea!

[demosincebirth]

9. Nah, just a cup.