Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:06 PM

Jspur (476 posts)

Breaking study shows Coca Cola as possible treatment

for Covid-19. They have been studies done that shows drinking Coca Cola weakens the virus and allows for quick recovery within 24 hours from Covid-19. Trump has stated "Coca Cola is great it's always been my favorite soda and I'm all for giving hospitals coke funds so they can use this magnificent drink to cure the virus. This is great great news we can re-open all 50 states tomorrow." There is speculation on wall street that Coke's stock will go up by 700 percent tomorrow with this break through study.

In case you didn't know I'm being sarcastic. Just letting out my frustration with all this bs speculation.

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12 replies	Author	Time	Post
Breaking study shows Coca Cola as possible treatment (Original post)	Jspur	Apr 2020	OP
It is most effective when taken in combination with Mentos	jls4561	Apr 2020	#1
Lmao I'm dying	Jspur	Apr 2020	#3
I was thinking with Jack Daniels	Rorey	Apr 2020	#4
Uhhhh	DrToast	Apr 2020	#2
It only works if you administer it up the ass...	First Speaker	Apr 2020	#5
My two vices are Coke and cussing.	Blue_playwright	Apr 2020	#6
Haha sorry for	Jspur	Apr 2020	#7
Wouldn't surprise me though.	tavernier	Apr 2020	#8
No Coke. Pepsi?	JenniferJuniper	Apr 2020	#9
Pepsi has proven not to be as effective as Coke.	Jspur	Apr 2020	#10
You had me going. The world is so upside down right now, it's hard to tell fiction	ffr	Apr 2020	#11
Agreed that's why I posted this satire	Jspur	Apr 2020	#12

Response to Jspur (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:08 PM

jls4561 (900 posts)

1. It is most effective when taken in combination with Mentos

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Response to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:09 PM

Jspur (476 posts)

3. Lmao I'm dying

of laughter from that comment.

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Response to jls4561 (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:11 PM

Rorey (6,257 posts)

4. I was thinking with Jack Daniels

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Response to Jspur (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:08 PM

DrToast (6,358 posts)

2. Uhhhh

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Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:12 PM

First Speaker (3,990 posts)

5. It only works if you administer it up the ass...

...immediately after the ultraviolet light...

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Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:13 PM

Blue_playwright (1,373 posts)

6. My two vices are Coke and cussing.

You got me all excited there for a moment. Thought I’ll never catch it! 🤣

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Response to Blue_playwright (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:16 PM

Jspur (476 posts)

7. Haha sorry for

getting your hopes up high.

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Response to Jspur (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:26 PM

tavernier (9,160 posts)

8. Wouldn't surprise me though.

Coca-Cola can do some real damage to some very hard substances in a very short period of time but I doubt that it can break up this virus. It lacks any of the essential ingredients that destroy the membrane.

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Response to Jspur (Original post)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:50 PM

JenniferJuniper (4,057 posts)

9. No Coke. Pepsi?

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Response to JenniferJuniper (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 29, 2020, 10:51 PM

Jspur (476 posts)

10. Pepsi has proven not to be as effective as Coke.

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Wed Apr 29, 2020, 11:48 PM

ffr (19,910 posts)

11. You had me going. The world is so upside down right now, it's hard to tell fiction

from reality.

This must be what it's like to be a rePutican, just accept what you're told.

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Response to ffr (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 30, 2020, 12:13 AM

Jspur (476 posts)

12. Agreed that's why I posted this satire

because I feel reality has now been distorted by the republicans and crooked media. They have jumped the shark in selling bs. I had to let out my frustration with that post.

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