So what will Romney come up with next? He can't run on the economy, he can't run on foreign

[upaloopa]

policy. He can't turn on the tea baggers, backers are not willing to shoot their wads in some of the battle ground states. What's next?

Maybe at the debates he'll pull out that unicorn that farts glitter.

[RagAss]

1. I see a big assed landslide !

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. ........and hopefully he'll be buried under it.

[WeekendWarrior]

3. I think he should just run. nt

[Jennicut]

4. Did someone say....Romnicorn?

It's all he has left.

[BlueStreak]

5. "Elect me. I know how to collect taxes from all those tax cheats"

"I know where all the money is stashed."

[zbdent]

6. Well, he's been running for over 5 years running, pun intended, and I hope he keeps on running like

Forrest Gump ...

except that, when he get to the ocean, he doesn't turn around to run more ...

[justiceischeap]

7. "He's been running for over 5 years..."

and that should have been a clue to all at how "well" he'd do at running again. It's obvious in those 5 years he's learned not much of anything.

[WinkyDink]

8. "I'm 100% white!"

[Auntie Bush]

9. He can always run to the bathroom.