Mitt Romney walks like a man

[pscot]

with a popsicle stick up his ass. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[nc4bo]

1. Naw, too small. Try a tongue depressor. nt

[Heather MC]

2. I think it's 1 of those trees thats the perfect height

[nc4bo]

3. Maybe it's the whole danged forest! Right height. Perfect. nt

[Downwinder]

4. Might just be a load in his pants.

[nc4bo]

5. Probably where he's hiding 10, 12, 23 years worth of tax returns. nt

[lonestarnot]

6. I think it's called pussyfoot'n.

[nc4bo]

7. You mean you think he's hiding a cat there too?

[lonestarnot]

8. Snort.