Rush Limbaugh Theorizes that Al Qaeda Gave Bin Laden Up to Help Obama Win Re-Election

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On yesterday's show, Rush Limbaugh put forward another of his signature "theories," noting in advance that he was "picking it off the wall."

"What if Ayman al-Zawahiri and other al-Qaeda leaders gave up Osama bin Laden for the express purpose of making Obama look good?" Limbaugh asked his audience.

Why would they want to do that? Because militant Islamists, according to the syndicated talk show host, want nothing more than to see Israel gone, and having Obama re-elected would help advance that goal.

"Al Qaeda was not depending on Osama bin Laden for operational leadership," Limbaugh asserted. "His day had come and gone." Letting go of an "expendable" bin Laden would net Obama "instant political capital," and help further the militants' anti-Israel cause.

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You didn't pull that one off the wall, rushbo, you pulled it out of your ginormous ass.

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1. Theres a great response in the comments

Gawker deleta est 18 hours ago
he was "picking it off the wall."

Here's my theory.

He was eating again, the fat fuck, and he got some spaghetti on the wall. While he was licking it off the wall, he farted. The fart triggered a memory of his youth, when his own father would flatulate Dixie at family gatherings, and afterward they would hold a pie-eating contest.

Mmm...pie, he surely thought. He then went over to his office pie bin and noticed that the only pie left was that goddamn nasty banana-creme pie that nobody likes to eat.
As he was choking the nasty shit down, he started getting angrier and angrier. Surely the fact that he had nothing to eat but banana-creme pie, two cheeseburgers, an XL Papa John's butter pizza, a small Burmese child, two-liters of Schweppes and codeine syrup, and a measly foot-long meatball sub was Obama's fault. He would have to come up with a good cover story, yet this conspiracy seemed highly implausible. Perhaps he could dress it up with some Osama Bin Laden slash-fic. He would have to come up with some clever dog whistle, though.

Thus was born the "picking it off the wall" theory of Osama Bin Laden Creme Pie.

[simmonsj811]

2. What a POS!!!

[kimbutgar]

3. It appears shit is coming out of all of the orifices of Rump these days?

Do you smell the stench of desperation that his ideology and party are losing? It can't happen soon enough. Those pills he's taking are really warping his mind also.

[jsr]

4. Like the Nazis gave Hitler to the USSR

It's beyond stupid.

[still_one]

5. he just offended the Seals, and every American Soldier /nt

[Wounded Bear]

6. Because he would give up our President.....

he thinks they would give up their leader.

More projection from the Fat Traitor.

[Initech]

7. The day we collectively tell him to STFU the better off we'll be.

[rbrnmw]

8. This one creature I wish would lose his vocal cords

he is beyond reprehensible

[DemKittyNC]

9. Wow,

You really have to be on some good drugs to reach the conclusions this windbag comes to... Just WOW!

[BumRushDaShow]

10. That was a multi-level shark jump.

[LynneSin]

11. Was that before or after we set in motion the plans...

to have a hurricane hit the RNC convention?

[Champion Jack]

12. May he choke on a handful of oxycontin...

[Blue Owl]

13. Sounds like he's already downed the whole bottle

n/t

[ladjf]

14. Absurd theater. It is difficult to comprehend that anyone would believe his drivel. nt

[Xyzse]

15. I Theorize that Satan made Limbaugh famous for the express purpose of

dragging Religious Fanatics down to Hell.

[Tim4319]

16. Wow, just when you think Rush has pulled everthing out of his @$$.....

....he puts down the Oxycotin bottle long enough to reach further and pull out some more "ish"!

[onethatcares]

17. the oxys must have kicked in

at just the right moment.

[Incitatus]

18. I thought he said it thanks to Bush torturing

suspects.

[Corgigal]

19. think much?

Guess not and that includes your listeners.