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Sat May 23, 2020, 03:29 PM

Trump is golfing today. I'm sure he's going to church tomorrow

Right?

Gotta give credit to my wife for this.

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Reply Trump is golfing today. I'm sure he's going to church tomorrow (Original post)
underpants May 2020 OP
boston bean May 2020 #1
leftieNanner May 2020 #2
underpants May 2020 #4
leftieNanner May 2020 #9
leftieNanner May 2020 #3
Sneederbunk May 2020 #5
Mopar151 May 2020 #6
unc70 May 2020 #7
jpak May 2020 #8
Turbineguy May 2020 #10
yellowwoodII May 2020 #11

Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:30 PM

1. Is he going to church without a mask?

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Response to boston bean (Reply #1)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:31 PM

2. How do you take communion with a mask?



I'm sure the Holy Eucharist is important to him.

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Response to leftieNanner (Reply #2)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:43 PM

4. Sure re-fit it as a feedbag

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Response to underpants (Reply #4)

Sat May 23, 2020, 04:09 PM

9. Damn!

That thing would take a whole bottle of sacramental wine!!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:32 PM

3. Oh No!

He is the hardest working President ever in the history of our country! He took ten minutes or so today at the links and tomorrow will be work-work-work from dawn to dusk.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:47 PM

5. Vespers this evening.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 03:57 PM

6. The more he golfs, the safer we are!

If we could get a "dinosaur fence"* around the course, and stencil "DOJ Holding Facility" on the outside, and "Homeland Security Enhanced VIP" on the inside, Trump would be deliriously happy for a week or so, rage-tweeting at ludicrous speed in reply to whatever reruns Al Franken picks for his "news feed".
Leave the script (for Jurassic JerksXV) up to me, and his first psychotic break would put Steven Miller over the fence, followed by Brad Parscale at a proper interval.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 04:00 PM

7. I do not begrudge an occasional round of golf

The rounds should be much less expensive. Otherwise, it is way down on my list of annoying behavior.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 04:03 PM

8. Is the governor of NY golfing today?

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 04:13 PM

10. He'd tape his fingers

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to steal money from the collection plate.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Sat May 23, 2020, 04:21 PM

11. I hope he does

Go to church.

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