when he gets stuffed into his bunker...does anyone have to sit in there with him?

[NRaleighLiberal]

with his fast food diet and likely fear, I can just imagine him non-stop gassing noxious fumes, not to mention watching him have his twitter rage.

Do you suppose there is a great temptation to leave him in there alone, step out, lock the door and throw away the key?

[Blue Owl]

1. The Fuhrer's Fart Hole

Hope he ends his term down there -- before November!

[tinrobot]

2. Hope Hicks irons his pants

[lagomorph777]

4. I hope so too.

And I hope they remembered to send in the cyanide capsules with them.

[Scarsdale]

9. Hicks steams his pants

while he is wearing them! What a hell of a job. It must pay really well, since she returned for another dose.

[ladym55]

3. I hope not

Because I think it's much worse than gas. You may want to check out Noel Casler's appearance on the Stephanie Miller Happy Hour a few weeks ago. Casler worked with Donny Diaper on The Apprentice, and yeah--the bunker's gonna be a nasty place.

[greymattermom]

5. How does he get his food?

Uber eats? Secret Service goes to McD's. That seems like a risk factor to me.

[Shiv]

6. Needed a laugh to break some tension last night...

so I posted this on social media to some friends -

"Satire: It is important during these dark times to show support for our president, regardless of political divisions. Please, donate or gift deliver to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008RJV0L4/ref=sspa_dk_detail_5?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B008RJV0L4&pd_rd_w=0WWzs&pf_rd_p=48d372c1-f7e1-4b8b-9d02-4bd86f5158c5&pd_rd_wg=SXroX&pf_rd_r=NDS6QGTTY8ERMZVK4AXZ&pd_rd_r=35ae2936-22f4-45ff-89d8-24514dfb1b31&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExMEZET1FRUUJYQ1hZJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUExMDEzNDE3MkhGN1RHUlpCSUdNMiZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNDE0MTMwMlBVNjFSNzZNM1cxOCZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2RldGFpbCZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU="

They're depends max fit XL's xD

[Ford_Prefect]

7. Some one needs to lock the door and forget where the key is, and shut off the Wi-Fi,

and turn out the lights.

Donny little thumbs would totally lose his shit.

[manhattan123]

8. Whichever Secret Service agent drew the short straw that day

[pwb]

10. I bet he stinks up anywhere he goes

on purpose.

[Scarsdale]

11. I bet that "bunker"

is more comfortable and luxurious than most of our living rooms. Many people were in there with him. I'd prefer to be out with the REAL folks, rather than in that place with the fake people. Did they get Maleria in there to change his diaper?

[Marie Marie]

13. I was just going to post that same thought.

Bet that Bunker is very comfortable although no gold toilets.

[keithbvadu2]

12. What Trump wants for many people and what many people want for Trump.

What Trump wants for many people and what many people want for Trump.

Really bad prison time... Nazi war criminal... from advisor to liability

Nazi war criminal Alois Brunner died in Syria basement in 2001 - report

http://www.timesofisrael.com/nazi-war-criminal-alois-brunner-died-in-syria-basement-in-2001-report/

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38586945

Nazi war criminal Alois Brunner 'died in Syria squalor'

One of his guards said Brunner, who went by the name of Abu Hussein, “suffered and cried a lot in his final years, everyone heard him.”

The man, identified only as Omar, said he “couldn’t even wash.”

All he had to eat were “army rations - awful stuff - and an egg or a potato. He had to choose one or the other.”

(He was a 'consultant' to various torture regimes but when he became a political
embarrassment/liability, his retirement plan was really bad)

[dalton99a]

14. Where is Ivanka Braun?

[kaotikross]

15. I'm sure he has a cadre of GOP ass-kissers

down there with him.

Trumps Rump: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

Trump: Hey Mitch, smell that, wasn't that one great? Take a whiff.

McConnell: Why yes, yes Mr. President. That was wonderful. Here, Lindsey wants a whiff, too.

Graham: Those are much better than any fart Obama ever farted, Sir. In fact I could smell those every day.

McConnell: Now now Lindsey, you'll have to wait your turn. The President has given me the honor of being closest when he cuts one.

[First Speaker]

16. Dr Theodore Morrell was seen in the general vicinity...