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(17,237 posts)jaxexpat
(6,831 posts)Could be something happening here.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)I get this image of limpness!
bucolic_frolic
(43,166 posts)"I got bone spurs in the bunker!"
Ford_Prefect
(7,901 posts)Totally Uncool!
Grokenstein
(5,723 posts)Straight-up "Inside the Bunker" sketch, with Don-Don cowering wet in the corner while Melanoma threatens to go back home to Russia and Joonyer and Ewik run to and fro, shrieking in terror?
SamJack performing a variant of his infamous lullaby: "Go the fuck to Hell?"
A Rambo parody, as a half-naked, heavily-armed and oiled-up Don-Don prepares to go out there on his golf cart and kick the protesters' asses, only to be halted at the last second by his bone spurs and the weather forecast?
It might be a bit elaborate, but I'd like to see a Trumpified version of "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge," in which the protesters are eliminated, half of America is lined up and shot, entire cities are burned to ash and Don-Don coasts to easy victory, declaring himself Emperor of the World as a sea of redhats cheers--and then he reaches the end of the rope.