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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIt's obviously Obama's fault that Melania isn't there for Trump's bday.
imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that the green-card trophy wife who married you for your money, recoils at your touch, never smiles in your presence and refuses to share your bed won't even bother to show up at your shitty golf resort for your 74th birthday weekend
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It's obviously Obama's fault that Melania isn't there for Trump's bday. (Original Post)
kpete
Jun 2020
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smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)1. Well, it's only fair.
Since he can't even be bothered to get her so much as a card or wish her a "happy birthday" on hers. I am sure she hopes it's his last. Ever.
Freethinker65
(10,048 posts)2. Well, she did renegotiate the prenup
Jersey Devlin
(85 posts)3. Birthday?
Gee, I thought Trump was the result of a lab experiment gone wrong.
Journeyman
(15,038 posts)7. Oh, no, Trump was born. In fact, he was born Siamese twins . . .
Buddy Hackett told this story sometime in the early 1990s:
I had a talk with Merv Griffin and asked him about Resorts International where I worked the first time. I said, How did you buy a piece of shit like this. He said, Donald Trump got me involved. I said, Why did you buy? He said, He got me into a bidding thing and I had to win. I said, But you were never such a dumb fuck before, why did you listen to him? He said, Because he has a way. I asked, Whats he like? He said, You never met him? I said no. Whats he like? Well, you know, he was born Siamese twins. I said, No kidding. Joined at the hip? No, he said, they were joined at the penis. And, in the separation, both twins died and the prick lived.
Schmice3
(294 posts)4. Scheduling conflict no doubt. n/t
sarge43
(28,945 posts)5. That's not difficult to imagine.
Just looking at his pictures makes my skin crawl.
BamaRefugee
(3,487 posts)6. Any way to confirm this? I can't find a single thing online.