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Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:22 PM

Susan Collins Puts Bolton Book in Amazon Cart but Remains Undecided About Placing Order

Senator Susan Collins has put John Bolton’s new book in her Amazon cart but is undecided about placing an order for it, Collins confirmed on Thursday.

Speaking to reporters at the Senate, Collins called the decision to pull the trigger on the Bolton book “one of the most wrenching of my career.”

The Republican senator from Maine indicated that, even if she ultimately decides to buy Bolton’s book, she is leaving open the possibility of returning the book to Amazon.

“All options are on the table,” she said.

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Reply Susan Collins Puts Bolton Book in Amazon Cart but Remains Undecided About Placing Order (Original post)
EarthFirst Jun 2020 OP
grumpyduck Jun 2020 #1
unblock Jun 2020 #2
Blue Owl Jun 2020 #3
mobeau69 Jun 2020 #4
tavernier Jun 2020 #5
IllinoisBirdWatcher Jun 2020 #6
central scrutinizer Jun 2020 #7
ananda Jun 2020 #8
Laelth Jun 2020 #9
spooky3 Jun 2020 #10
ProfessorGAC Jun 2020 #11
ashredux Jun 2020 #12
yaesu Jun 2020 #13
bringthePaine Jun 2020 #14
LudwigPastorius Jun 2020 #15
PlanetBev Jun 2020 #16
JDC Jun 2020 #17
George II Jun 2020 #18
James48 Jun 2020 #19
Tribetime Jun 2020 #20

Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:24 PM

1. Susan, you're just smelling the wind again.

Either put up or shut the fuck up.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:24 PM

2. lol!



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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:25 PM

3. Bwah!

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:27 PM

4. Now that is funny stuff!

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:29 PM

5. Omg, not the unraveling pearls!!!

She must be un-stringed!!!

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:30 PM

6. K & R for great title and humor. Thank you for posting. n/t

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:33 PM

7. If her order gets timed out

A strongly worded letter of concern will soon follow.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:41 PM

8. ROFL

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:45 PM

9. Undoubtedly, she's extremely concerned about this decision. n/t



-Laelth

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:51 PM

10. Knr

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 07:59 PM

11. I Knew It Was Satire Immediately

Was thinking Horowitz, too.
That was funny.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 08:23 PM

12. LOL...I actually did laugh out loud

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 08:24 PM

13. she forgot to add a bible. nt

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 08:43 PM

14. well, she's fundamentally opposed to reading because every page starts from the left🧐

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 08:48 PM

15. Now, that's good stuff.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 08:51 PM

16. No, Susan...

The most wrenching thing in your career will be when the good people of Maine pry that senate seat out of your very concerned hands.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 09:04 PM

17. Good premise.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 09:27 PM

18. Maybe she can borrow Squee's copy?

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 09:34 PM

19. Well, she's "very concerned" that it could be hard to read.

What with all those letters lined up and jumbled into sentences.

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Response to EarthFirst (Original post)

Thu Jun 18, 2020, 10:16 PM

20. 😄😄😄😃😃😃😃

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