Tulsa MAGA Rally Goers to Take "Protective KKKool-Aid Shot" As They Enter Building

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

TULSA, OKLAHOMA — As members of the American MAGAban enter the building to partake in tomorrow night’s Trump 2020 klanpaign rally, they’ll be directed to several booths. Those booths will be staffed by members of the campaign, and will be stocked with thousands of “Way Down in Dixie” cups, each filled with approximately one fluid ounce of an elixir that the campaign is promising will protect them from COVID-19 and other diseases.

“Upon arrival at the venue, MAGA cultists will be expected to check-in, and immediately head to one of our conveniently located medicinal booths,” Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale tweeted today. “There, they’ll be handed a fresh Way Down in Dixie cup with about an ounce of our Trump 2020 Brand Serpentine Grease and KKKool-Aid elixir. This protective KKKool-Aid will protect rally goers from COVID-19, windmill cancer, and formulating their own thoughts outside the MAGA bubble.”

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/tulsa-maga-rally/

[Marcuse]

1. Tracking nanites included.

[Hotler]

2. Jonestown. nt

[Mz Pip]

3. This is satire

Though, it’s hard to tell these days.

[Thomas Hurt]

4. only 75 bucks a shot, order now!

[Ferrets are Cool]

5. Of course it would be in a "Dixie" cup

yes, I know it's satire

[gopiscrap]

6. the stuff in the Dixie cup

is called koolaid