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Wed Sep 19, 2012, 01:02 AM

(Top 10) Things Romney/Ryan can do to turn things around---

10) have their son who vehemently protested a hospice because it would lower property values speak on their behalf about how much they care about people who are suffering in life
9) have 10 people who Bain destroyed their jobs talk about how much happier they are now that they have so much time to spend with their families
8) have Massachusetts voters talk about how glad they were that Romney helped cool down the job market in Massachusetts
7) have some vietnam vets thank Romney for risking his life in Paris while they were in Nam.
6) have an even more elder elder of the Mormon Church saying that maybe the Romney's tithed their 10%
5) have Romney's tax attorney's say that they had illness in the family and that's why Romney's tax return isn't ready yet
4) have the Cayman Island counterparty say that Romney is really generous when he comes to visit his money, he actually tips the taxi driver $5 (US)
3) have their illegal gardeners talk about how easy it is to be a Mexican in America and Romney's really brave to run for office given his background
2) (Queen) Ann says of course they care about the poor, they gave their housekeeper two days off to bury her parents after the earthquake in Haiti
1) Romney apologizes for not making it clear which 47% he meant...he meant only the non-white 47%

This is an attempt at sarcasm!

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Fresh_Start Sep 2012 OP
flamingdem Sep 2012 #1
Sugarcoated Sep 2012 #2
Fresh_Start Sep 2012 #3
Barack_America Sep 2012 #4
Fresh_Start Sep 2012 #5
longship Sep 2012 #6

Response to Fresh_Start (Original post)

Wed Sep 19, 2012, 01:04 AM

1. Let's not put it past them n/t

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Response to Fresh_Start (Original post)

Wed Sep 19, 2012, 01:05 AM

2. Kind of random

but is the housekeeper Haiti thing true?

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Response to Sugarcoated (Reply #2)

Wed Sep 19, 2012, 01:06 AM

3. I don't think so

but I'm imagining Ann thinking that would be a huge sacrifice on the Romney's part

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Response to Fresh_Start (Original post)

Wed Sep 19, 2012, 01:07 AM

4. Flux capacitor.

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Response to Barack_America (Reply #4)

Wed Sep 19, 2012, 01:11 AM

5. good choice

but I was trying to put myself in the Romney shoes and think about what's churning in their little heartless brains

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Response to Fresh_Start (Original post)

Wed Sep 19, 2012, 01:56 AM

6. I need another drink of grain alcohol and rain water after reading that.

Jeeves? Please!

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