This happened today in my part of Portland. This is why I drink!

[Mme. Defarge]

Airplane loses power and makes emergency landing onto street in Northeast Portland Saturday

A small fixed-wing airplane lost power and made an emergency landing onto a street in Northeast Portland on Saturday, according to Portland Fire & Rescue.

The pilot and three passengers - a man, a woman and a young boy – were unharmed.

Officers at the Portland Police Bureau’s North Precinct responded to North Greeley Avenue at North Going Street after receiving reports that an airplane had landed on the street, causing no accidents. The street was closed Saturday afternoon while an investigation was conducted.

https://www.oregonlive.com/news/2020/07/airplane-loses-power-and-makes-emergency-landing-onto-street-in-northeast-portland-saturday.html

[Nevilledog]

1. Did you see it?

[Mme. Defarge]

2. Fortunately, no.

Just letting off a little steam, my nerves are shot. 🍸

[Nevilledog]

3. Glad the outcome was good at least. Be thankful you didn't see a fireball.

[Mme. Defarge]

4. Yes, very thankful!

[MyOwnPeace]

5. You sure it wasn't

Trump's advance Air Force team?

[Captain Zero]

6. did Bill Barr step out in his Himmler Pants and Jack Boots?

nt

[Mme. Defarge]

7. As I said...

🍸🍸🍸😂

[MyOwnPeace]

8. "Guillotine, guillotine!!!!!!"

[Mme. Defarge]

9. I try to live by my policy

to not drink and knit at the same time.
🍸🧶😱

[localroger]

10. It is a good day.

Drink in celebration. The aeronauts survived. Sounds like their conveyance might not even be terribly damaged. Another adventure awaits!

[regnaD kciN]

11. ...and the survivors were immediatly seized by federal police and dragged off in an unmarked van.