Today's schedule: not a whole lot.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

https://factba.se/topic/calendar

28 Tuesday
July, 2020

Official Schedule
The President has no public events scheduled.
The White House

10:00 AM
Pool Call Time
In-House Pool Call Time

[DUgosh]

1. Hmmm one wonders if he passed his

Covid 45 test with flying colors this morning ?

[soothsayer]

2. Pool call time at 10, opposite Barr's testimony?

I’d love to say grilling but I fear it won’t be.

Actually I don’t know what pool call time is. Just an option?

[lagomorph777]

4. No, that's his swimming schedule.

[soothsayer]

5. Drumpf in a speedo

I’d need to stab my eyes out

[lagomorph777]

6. OMG after I pour Clorox in my eyes I'm going to drink it.

Thanks for that image.

[soothsayer]

3. I tried Trump's daily routine for a week -- and I don't know how he does it

https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-schedule-daily-routine-2018-1

Snip

Trump reportedly rises at 5:30 a.m. and starts his day with "executive time." That includes watching cable news — either "Fox and Friends" or MSNBC's "Morning Joe" — as well as making phone calls and tweeting.

He doesn't typically "get to work" — that is, take his first meeting of the day — until 11 a.m. After a full day of meetings and other assorted presidential responsibilities, he ends the workday around 6 p.m.

After dinner at 6:30, it's time for more TV. Trump reportedly watches at least four hours a day of cable news.

One of the most well-documented aspects of Trump's daily routine is that he only sleeps four to five hours a night. That means going to bed around midnight.

[underpants]

7. He stays busy keeping everything neat and tidy

[Kingofalldems]

9. He keeps a box of golfballs on his desk.

Callaways I think.

[underpants]

10. Good eyes

I’m playing tomorrow!

[Yonnie3]

8. Oh Crap! It has been updated to include a 5 pm presser

https://publicpool.kinja.com/subject-updated-daily-guidance-and-press-schedule-for-1844529066

UPDATE: The President holds a news conference at 5:00PM.

How does he do it? It must take many difficult hours to prepare.

Spray tan - one hour
Orange make up - one hour
Comb over/hair spray - one hour
Get Covid facts from CDC - one minute
Find out what to say from Miller, Fox bullshiters etc. - one hour
Test reporters for Covid - one hour
Make reporters wait to show them who's the boss - 45 minutes

It's a tough job! He'll have to cut lunch short.





Do I need that sarcasm thingy?