Pence will not debate Harris.

[kairos12]

Mommy won't let him on stage with a woman unsupervised.

[MontanaMama]

1. Mother might have more to worry about

if Mr. Pants were to debate a guy...just sayin’.

[Joinfortmill]

2. ROFL

[Brother Mythos]

3. Maybe Mother can sit between them to chaperon.

[Zambero]

4. Easy solution

She could put a collar around Pence's neck and give the chain a rough jerk whenever he ventures too close!

[ProfessorGAC]

7. Shock Collar!

I'll volunteer to hold the remote!!
"My finger slipped, and then I had a cramp for exactly 15 seconds!"
Honest!

[The Genealogist]

5. I hope Pence and Mother both get a one-way ticket back to Indiana

They can sit out on the front porch and dream about the moonlight on the Wabash.


Who the hell calls their wife Mother these days? Only person I ever knew who called his wife a name like that was my grandpa, and he was born during the Teddy Roosevelt administration.

[BannonsLiver]

6. He'll be in a bundling bag on stage.