Our baseball team is SOOO good...just have to work a little harder

[lostnfound]

The coach says,

“I know you’re tired from being on the road and there’s never any home games in this series...But we have the better team so I know we are going to win anyway.

Yes, the umpires are drinking buddies with the other team...so just don’t give them grey areas to make a call against you..

The rules are almost the same for both sides, except we only get two outs per inning and they get four...

When we are up at bat, they’re gonna shift the bases out by 10%... no problem, you guys just have to run faster.

Batters, you had trouble holding the bat in your hands when they tied your hands behind your backs, but that’s why God gave you teeth. Just crunch down hard on that wood and do your best to swing.

When the game’s over, don’t let it be said you didn’t give it the old college try. All that’s riding on this World Series is... well, if the other team wins, a few of them will get all the gold that used to be in Fort Knox, whereas you’ll get..a chance to change the rules so that next time you get to have your left hand free when you are up to bat.

Good luck!”

Enough is enough. Anyone else just flat out disgusted with the cheaters willing to support the other side? What is the remedy, if they won’t accept the ballots, they use wireless modems on the voting machines, they disenfranchise, count wrong, delete the registrations...?