Mr. Trump, sir---sorry to bother you because I know you're real busy with all those
Bedminster meetings and all, but I do have another suggestion.
Now, I think it's great that you're having that gun-toting St. Louis couple, the McCloskeys, on your convention program. The way they came out of their mansion barefoot with loaded guns and pointed them at the liberal riffraff walking past was really something that just personifies members of your base. But, you could easily add a few more exemplary Second Amendment heroes to your extravaganza next week.
I'll bet that Cliven and Ammon Bundy would be happy to give you a rousing "that's our guy" type endorsement speech. They have lots of well-armed friends and that could soon be a good bunch to have on your side.
And, though his speech would have to be taped, you know that Dylann Roof and you are what they call "sympatico"----two peas in a pod, so to speak. Sure, he's in prison, but I am sure you could pull the right strings to get a camera crew into his cell block. ( You might want to "suggest" some remarks for Dylann to make as he's not a natural orator like you!)
So, while the McCloskeys' endorsement of you will be great, they are relative newcomers to the "Come and take it!" scene. The Bundys and Roof are already famous and would add a big exclamation point to the statement you're making.
Please MAGA, sir, MAGA!
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