LOL! "Don't touch me!"

[berni_mccoy]

Link to tweet

[hlthe2b]

1. LOL

Perfect accompanying "music"

[dalton99a]

2. "Want to touch me? It's $10,000 per minute"

[dubyadiprecession]

3. She doesn't love him....

She f#*@ing hates him.

[trueblue2007]

10. She. Hates. His. Guts.

[StarryNite]

18. She's not alone in that.

[paleotn]

21. Business transaction. Nothing more.

[question everything]

4. Ouch!

[SledDriver]

5. Everything Trump touches dies

No wonder she's "hands off"

[procon]

6. Looks like pure loathing when she refuses to

let him touch even her hand. Some cagey reporter or book publisher might want to offer poor Malanova a very lucrative tell all publishing deal. The woman can be bought. After all, she already sold her body for porn pix, and she agreed, at the least, to let Trump sire a child off her. How many millions would it take to get her to sing and write a book that revealed Trump's secret skeletons?

[Auggie]

8. I'll guess she writes the book after Trump passes ...

a prediction: if it's within the next two years the advance could worth be millions.

[yonder]

11. tRump would just claim that he never knew her or never met her.

Problem solved!

[KS Toronado]

14. That's pretty much his standard reply. LOL

[iluvtennis]

15. I think Melanoma (sic) has to be hust as horrible as trump to be with him. And hate to

say it, but their child was her way to "seal the deal" to be in America, get her parents here, etc.

[matt819]

7. Lolololol (nt)

[amb123]

9. It's Brak from Cartoon Planet!

[grantcart]

16. This is why DU is so essential

[A HERETIC I AM]

12. "I'll help you get your parents into the country if you pretend you're my wife"

"Give me fifty millions of American dollars"

"Done"

[keithbvadu2]

13. Can't touch this! Not without a prepaid ticket.

Can't touch this! Not without a prepaid ticket.

[JDC]

17. She despises him. Feels good to know he is alone and w/o love

He deserves an empty existence.

[czarjak]

19. True-love. Period.

[Mr. Ected]

20. She's just as repulsive as he is

It's simple physics:

In contrast to the attractive force between two objects with opposite charges, two objects that are of like charge will repel each other. That is, a positively charged object will exert a repulsive force upon a second positively charged object. This repulsive force will push the two objects apart.

[onethatcares]

22. need to see that done to

Rick James and "Can't touch this". da dadada, da duh da duh,

[kimbutgar]

23. The only time I have ever felt sorry for her was when he turned to her on inauguration day

And made that comment and her face dropped. it must have been truly awful thing he must had said to her to make her look so sad.

I hope her settlement is sufficient enough to sustain her when his presidency is over and she leaves him. She’s have earned every penny and you know he stinks all the time with his poppy diapers.

[KBlagburn]

24. I would bet everything I have (it aint much)...

that Barron was an Artificial insemination baby!!

[Brainfodder]

31. Be careful, this is how rumors get started!

[demtenjeep]

25. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I fucking love this one

[calimary]

26. OMG!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!

What is that theme music???

It's FABULOUS

[Marie Marie]

27. The music makes that even funnier.

[JudyM]

28. Cuts him to the core.

This could put him over the edge. I hope he doesn’t get violent with her over this.

[jimlup]

29. Her body language is absolutely clear...

Perhaps the only person on the planet incapable of understanding it is the Orange Clown himself.

[Brainfodder]

30. That is my favorite one so far by a mile!