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John Cleese
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Next time I'm in court, I shall remember de Joy's defence
" To avoid even any appearance of criminality, I shall stop committing any more crimes while people are watching me closely "
Karadeniz
(22,540 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,748 posts)He just said he'd stop trying to fuck up the post office until after the election.
jorgevlorgan
(8,301 posts)He may as well have said it.
groundloop
(11,519 posts)lagomorph777
(30,613 posts)notinkansas
(1,096 posts)a kennedy
(29,675 posts)Right on.
unblock
(52,257 posts)until after the election, of course, then he's right back at it.
in the meanwhile, he'll be committing more subtle crimes.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)I'm reading your post as if Eric Idle has typed it.
What does this mean?
erronis
(15,303 posts)Just like your catch-22 - we are trapped in a story about our stupid intelligence.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)We're quickly heading toward Soylent Green (overpopulation and not enough food) to Logan's Run (after the seniors die from COVID), and will conclude with Planet of the Apes (Statue of Liberty scene & climate change).
All the while, Trumputin is taking a shot at 1984, among other dystopian science-"fiction" flicks.
At least apes and horses made it okay. Of course, both species are vegetarian.
appalachiablue
(41,146 posts)hungry but almost choked on a grape when reading this and laughing, darkly.
All I'm allowed to eat for meals is grapes and just 3. Well sometimes raisins, if it's a really special occasion. But not the good chocoalte covered kind.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)So far, I owe 6 people new keyboards from poorly timed drinks.
Sorry.
Harker
(14,026 posts)insects, cows, pigs... carrion.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)unblock
(52,257 posts)Hilarious.
Danascot
(4,690 posts)MFGsunny
(2,356 posts)calimary
(81,323 posts)through that lens. From the "...and that's just what we KNOW about" file.
HAS TO!
Because as you've pointed out, they're pretty good at sneak-talk.
smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)cops and witnesses go away, at which point I will continue to stab them to death."
Cha
(297,323 posts)liberalla
(9,249 posts)patphil
(6,183 posts)IronLionZion
(45,462 posts)because that's almost like not committing crimes, right?
cp
(6,638 posts)Thank you.
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)you're a member of the Trump administration, and Bill Barr is the judge. Other than that, have at it!
warmfeet
(3,321 posts)I didn't do it!
Just say you didn't do it. Seems to work for Bart.