Bette Middler has the best words.

[Nevilledog]

[Wounded Bear]

1. She does have a way with words...

[hlthe2b]

2. She's sharp as ever. Love ya, Bette

[ananda]

3. hahaha!

[gratuitous]

4. Or an Ilogy; melogy?

He's the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral.

[MFGsunny]

6. He's already had too many weddings. But there's always the other option. n/t

[CaptYossarian]

9. Bill Maher covered that 2 Fridays ago.

It was classic.

[MFGsunny]

13. Cool. Gotta go find a clip. Thanks! n/t

[MFGsunny]

14. Found it.

?t=11

[CaptYossarian]

16. It was in a DU original post, but we can't possibly see all of them.

It was clearly a lift from YouTube, so try there.

[TomSlick]

10. And the baby at every christening.

You beat me to the punch.

[Cha]

15. Yep.. trump was the corpse at his brother's funeral.

[Karadeniz]

5. Fabulous! By the way, at his father's funeral, turns out Fred was so fabulous because he taught

Donny everything he knew about building.

[riversedge]

7. Spot on Bette

[MissMillie]

8. Divine once again! (n/t)

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[calimary]

11. Her tweets are as divine as she is!

[mahina]

12. Ha!

[jaxexpat]

17. Bette is treasure.

Maybe a melogy.