I'm in favor of restoring corporal punishment---

[Atticus]

---for lying members of Congress. McConnell, Rubio, Cotton, McCarthy, Jordan and Gaetz---just for starters---would not be able to sit down without a cushion under their thoroughly flogged tushes.

[Walleye]

1. Hey, if that's what it takes

[BigDemVoter]

2. I would be happy to supply the paddle with holes drilled in it to make it more

aerodynamic. . .

I didn't use to be this way, but I would get so much pleasure out of hearing Tom Cotton squeal.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. I got the paddle once

That’s all it took.

The pain was quite exquisite. It delivers an incredible amount of energy and I can vouch for the effectiveness of the drilled holes.

For the record, I didn’t make a sound. My eyes watered from the pain, however.

[Turbineguy]

3. You're too kind

[CaptYossarian]

4. A spanking to Mitch might break his hip.

The others would require salt peter.

[stillcool]

5. yeah...federal prison is too cushy..

but being incarcerated with real live human beings who've lived very different lives than they, could be therapeutic. It would be nice to see them off after they've had their come to jeezus moment. The kind of life lesson that is rare, and brutal.