Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:14 AM
Tommy_Carcetti (39,451 posts)
BREAKING NEWS: At RNC, Tiffany Trump expected to tell heartwarming tale about her father
Tiffany Trump, President Donald Trump's second born daughter, is expected to regale viewers of the 2020 Republican National Convention, with what people are describing as an "emotional, humanizing look at the man who is the 45th President."
"At the 2016 convention, Tiffany won the hearts of millions by describing a time where her father called her while she was in college," said one source close to the campaign. "This year, she intends to go even deeper than that. She will amaze and delight the audience by telling them about the other time her father called her while in college." While a full transcript of the speech describing this second phone call has not yet been released, it is believed Tiffany will talk about how her father told her--among other things--"I hope your mother is doing well--What was her name again? Marcia? Mildred? Melanie?" "Say hello to Barron for me, why don't you?" and "What's your cup situation looking like? You a C? A D? An E, maybe?" It is reported that Donald Trump spent the remaining eleven minutes on the phone call talking to Tiffany about the achievements of Ivanka Trump, the President's first-born daughter. DETAILS AT ELEVEN ![]()
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Tommy_Carcetti | Aug 2020 | OP |
Lars39 | Aug 2020 | #1 | |
denem | Aug 2020 | #2 | |
oldsoftie | Aug 2020 | #28 | |
irisblue | Aug 2020 | #3 | |
Laelth | Aug 2020 | #4 | |
Tommy_Carcetti | Aug 2020 | #6 | |
Laelth | Aug 2020 | #9 | |
FM123 | Aug 2020 | #5 | |
Aviation Pro | Aug 2020 | #7 | |
Alliepoo | Aug 2020 | #8 | |
still_one | Aug 2020 | #10 | |
LastDemocratInSC | Aug 2020 | #11 | |
Aristus | Aug 2020 | #12 | |
Eyeball_Kid | Aug 2020 | #15 | |
Aristus | Aug 2020 | #16 | |
Tommy_Carcetti | Aug 2020 | #17 | |
LuckyCharms | Aug 2020 | #13 | |
Bad Thoughts | Aug 2020 | #14 | |
GopherGal | Aug 2020 | #19 | |
LizBeth | Aug 2020 | #18 | |
H2O Man | Aug 2020 | #20 | |
niyad | Aug 2020 | #21 | |
olegramps | Aug 2020 | #22 | |
lagomorph777 | Aug 2020 | #23 | |
RhodeIslandOne | Aug 2020 | #24 | |
hellno45 | Aug 2020 | #25 | |
mountain grammy | Aug 2020 | #26 | |
IronLionZion | Aug 2020 | #27 | |
Initech | Aug 2020 | #29 | |
msongs | Aug 2020 | #30 |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:17 AM
Lars39 (23,801 posts)
1. lol...well done, Tommy!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:18 AM
denem (11,045 posts)
2. Her cup situation runneth over
Response to denem (Reply #2)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 12:11 PM
oldsoftie (5,328 posts)
28. Man, aint THAT the damn truth. Donnie would have her in the WH daily.
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:18 AM
irisblue (24,701 posts)
3. And then I saw the photo at the bottom of the article...😁😅😁
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:19 AM
Laelth (30,824 posts)
4. Onion? Borowitz? n/t
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Response to Laelth (Reply #4)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:20 AM
Tommy_Carcetti (39,451 posts)
6. Carcetti.
It's the Dr. Publix of satire.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Reply #6)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:22 AM
Laelth (30,824 posts)
9. Thank you, and well done. n/t
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:19 AM
FM123 (8,583 posts)
5. Sounds about right....
I know you're just joking, but seriously it really does sound like something they would say.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:22 AM
Aviation Pro (9,085 posts)
7. "And I remember Daddy telling me that he had a change of heart....
....after Mom pointed a gun at his head after he told her to get an abortion."
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:22 AM
Alliepoo (1,747 posts)
8. Omg!!! That's funny!!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:27 AM
still_one (76,064 posts)
10. Heartwarming tale when he paid hush money to Stormy Daniels
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:28 AM
LastDemocratInSC (1,834 posts)
11. "He once bought me a pair of sneakers"
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:30 AM
Aristus (53,808 posts)
12. So much for Tiffany being the anti-Trump Trump.
Do they have a pee tape with her in it?...
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Response to Aristus (Reply #12)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:47 AM
Eyeball_Kid (5,633 posts)
15. It's satire. Tiffany would likely ruin her prospective law career were she to speak at the RNC. n/t
Response to Eyeball_Kid (Reply #15)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:49 AM
Aristus (53,808 posts)
16. She is scheduled to speak, though, isn't she?
n/t
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Response to Eyeball_Kid (Reply #15)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:49 AM
Tommy_Carcetti (39,451 posts)
17. Actually, she is scheduled to speak.
Tonight, I think.
I guess she still wants a shot at inheriting her father's vast fortune of laundered Russian money. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:33 AM
LuckyCharms (9,942 posts)
13. Nice one!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 09:33 AM
Bad Thoughts (2,423 posts)
14. I'm still waiting for the ironic take
This is just straight reporting.
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Response to Bad Thoughts (Reply #14)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 10:36 AM
GopherGal (1,036 posts)
19. That was when he was able to speak for 11 minutes
...about Ivanka's achievements.
Well, I suppose he could repeat himself about her plastic surgeries and champagne popsicles over and over again. |
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 10:35 AM
LizBeth (7,028 posts)
18. They are literally mimicking the Democrats step by step. Whatever we put up they put up a counter.
Regardless how fake or false.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:40 AM
H2O Man (65,439 posts)
20. Recommended.
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:40 AM
niyad (74,272 posts)
21. I immediately checked to see if it was The Onion, and saw the pic!
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:41 AM
olegramps (7,938 posts)
22. What I have wondered just how intimate was Trump with his daughters.
I saw this in a one of our very close friends how this guy gushed over his daughter. It didn't come out until after his death when one of his daughters broke down and told all.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:44 AM
lagomorph777 (19,461 posts)
23. Another perfect phone call?
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:48 AM
RhodeIslandOne (5,042 posts)
24. "He never raped me"
Sorry to go dark, but that's the best she can do.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:48 AM
hellno45 (67 posts)
25. the tRump reality show. nt
Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 11:58 AM
mountain grammy (22,479 posts)
26. Ha,excellent
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 12:01 PM
IronLionZion (31,891 posts)
27. I love how fake every speech is
as they desperately try to convince viewers that Trump cares enough to call someone who is hospitalized, and how he can't be racist since he has minority friends.
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 12:29 PM
Initech (85,620 posts)
29. Trump? Heartwarming? Emotional? Does not compute!
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Response to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)
Tue Aug 25, 2020, 01:40 PM
msongs (58,789 posts)