Trump calls for he and Biden to be drug tested before debate

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[dchill]

1. He'll rig that, too.

[Nevilledog]

3. He'll demand that he be allowed to bring in his cup of pee.

Which one of his kids will he have give the sample?

[Mopar151]

5. That's what he has Pence for! n/t

[dchill]

6. He will not be able to find a clean donor.

[The_Counsel]

14. He'll Just Demand His Pee Test Be Written...

...in order to avoid a perjury trap.

And officials will comply. Because...TRUMP!

[renate]

33. that was funny!

It won't even be written by him--he'll get someone to take it for him, like his SATs.

[Volaris]

2. Talk about a self-own. Jeebus his dementia must be progressing faster than expected.

Think hes dumb enough to have Princess pee in a cup for him?

'We have the results back. Congratulations on your pregnancy, Mr President!'

[Nevilledog]

7. He'll type up a letter and have the White House quack sign off on it.

It's the most beautiful pee he's ever seen. Everybody says so.

[dchill]

9. +1,000,000

[soothsayer]

17. It was a perfect sample.

[Iliyah]

4. shithole is on drugs . .

must need another distraction. NBA - boycotting, let's change the narrative.

[Thekaspervote]

8. Rules dotard..it's called rules and you don't get to make the rules up for the debate!!

[moonscape]

10. If there's a drug that could make you smarter, more

compassionate, more caring, then by all means take it asshole.

[qazplm135]

11. two things going on here...

1. He's on drugs so he figures Biden must be too.

2. He needs a backup excuse for Biden's senile and I will destroy him in the debates when he, ya know, doesn't destroy him in the debates.

[empedocles]

12. Probably better not to mess with this at all, but JB could demand tests

for drugs traitor t is suspected of using adderal, etc. - might shut that nonsense down.

[Nevilledog]

16. Ask for a hair follicle drug test..... That would cover months of use time.

[soothsayer]

18. Use the spares to get dna to his rape victim

[Nevilledog]

20. Brilliant!

[JDC]

13. Trying to set Biden up. Who he knows will not accept on it's ridiculous premise

It's more projection. As usual.

[Elwood P Dowd]

15. Biden should say he will agree as long as they both show copies of their tax returns

for the last 10 years.

[soothsayer]

19. Yep

[Nevilledog]

21. Oh yeah.... This is a perfect response.

[Dan]

32. Or he should agree as long as Lying is not allowed during the debates.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

22. No problem Donny, but our side demands an IQ test.

KY.............

[Cha]

29. Lol.. perfect reply.. "No problem.. But first, dumbshit, you take an IQ TEST!"

[woodsprite]

23. I wouldn't trust Trump to pee in his own cup - he'd probably demand a lackey do it. nt

[Nevilledog]

24. He'll try using this:

(Removed picture because people are alerting on my posts)

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[woodsprite]

28. For Donnie, hope it comes in the color "Circus Peanut Orange". nt

[Niagara]

25. Okay, Donnie

We'll use hair samples for the drug test and not urine. There's more than one way to take a drug test.

[Cha]

26. It's a fucking way to insult Joe Biden's Excellent performance

in his last debate against Sanders. lol

So glad FUCKHEAD was Impressed.. now he can go STFU & get back to his Desperate Rabid RAT Corner.

[malaise]

27. He has no such authority-why do the media ever report this shit

I heard an ABC asshole ask Biden some stupid question that was just another one of the Con's imaginary tales.

[Fiendish Thingy]

30. Just looking for a way to back out of the debates. Nt

[mcar]

31. Bring. It. On.

[ProfessorGAC]

34. Joe Should Reply...

..."Why, it's not like I'm on adderal."
Don't level an accusation.
Just leave the implication out there. Beat PINO at his own game.

[Cha]

35. Poor widdle trump is Jealous of Biden's Debate Performance.. it's Ooozing

of his orifices.

[smirkymonkey]

36. Pretty funny coming from President Cracky McCokehead.

That is some major projection going on there. Trump has been a raging drug addict most of his life and Biden has never touched drugs. What is he thinking? Get an impartial medical panel and do a hair test. That will settle this ridiculous thing finally.

[MissMillie]

37. I thought "testing" was bad. (n/t)

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