Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:38 PM
TheBlackAdder (26,606 posts)
The Wreck of the Donald Fuckwadles
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Alright, who is going to make it first? We know it's coming. ![]() .
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19 replies, 2007 views
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Author | Time | Post |
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TheBlackAdder | Sep 2020 | OP |
brewens | Sep 2020 | #1 | |
tblue37 | Sep 2020 | #3 | |
TheBlackAdder | Sep 2020 | #4 | |
Mariana | Sep 2020 | #7 | |
Thekaspervote | Sep 2020 | #2 | |
mercuryblues | Sep 2020 | #5 | |
TheBlackAdder | Sep 2020 | #8 | |
consider_this | Sep 2020 | #6 | |
mercuryblues | Sep 2020 | #9 | |
consider_this | Sep 2020 | #12 | |
mercuryblues | Sep 2020 | #13 | |
consider_this | Sep 2020 | #16 | |
denbot | Sep 2020 | #15 | |
consider_this | Sep 2020 | #18 | |
cwydro | Sep 2020 | #10 | |
The Velveteen Ocelot | Sep 2020 | #11 | |
mercuryblues | Sep 2020 | #14 | |
denbot | Sep 2020 | #17 | |
consider_this | Sep 2020 | #19 |
Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:43 PM
brewens (12,374 posts)
1. It will be amazing if there weren't some drownings. Those would be exactly the people that would
not wear life jackets.
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Response to brewens (Reply #1)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:53 PM
tblue37 (59,440 posts)
3. The boat in the OP picture has a kid who isn't wearing a life jacket. The adults don't have
life jackets either, but the kid at least should have one!
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Response to tblue37 (Reply #3)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:54 PM
TheBlackAdder (26,606 posts)
4. What idiots go out in this and aren't ticketed for reckless endangerment?
Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #4)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:07 PM
Mariana (14,576 posts)
7. Children under 13 are required to wear a life jacket in Texas
when they are in a boat that size.
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Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:52 PM
Thekaspervote (29,658 posts)
2. Fuckwadles....hahahahaha!!
Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:56 PM
mercuryblues (13,215 posts)
5. One could call that a
Blue wave
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Response to mercuryblues (Reply #5)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:11 PM
TheBlackAdder (26,606 posts)
8. Wave! Goodbye.
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Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:03 PM
consider_this (1,912 posts)
6. OK I have the first verse...
(disclaimer - if anyone was hurt or injured, I take no delight in that!!)
The legend lives on from the Blue waves on down Of the big lake they called Austin’s Travis The lake, it is said, never abides her brain dead When the skies of September host Magaats With a load of Trump flags twenty-six thousand more Than the MAGA boats each could take empty Those MAGA ships and crews were destined to be screwed When the wake of some MAGAhole came early |
Response to consider_this (Reply #6)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:19 PM
mercuryblues (13,215 posts)
9. You, sir, are going to hell
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Response to mercuryblues (Reply #9)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:38 PM
consider_this (1,912 posts)
12. especially proud of the...
'came early' part. LOL
I am on cocktail hour, so whatev!! |
Response to consider_this (Reply #12)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:13 PM
mercuryblues (13,215 posts)
13. LOL
I'm glad you took it the way I meant.
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Response to mercuryblues (Reply #13)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:25 PM
consider_this (1,912 posts)
16. You gave me a good chuckle too!
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Response to consider_this (Reply #6)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:24 PM
denbot (9,861 posts)
15. Bravo Sir or Madam, Bravo.
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Response to consider_this (Reply #6)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:39 PM
consider_this (1,912 posts)
18. last verse, worse than the first...
(blame the gin)
In a musty west wing in D C-ee they prayed, In the gold-plated oval cathedral The twitter bell chimed till it rang twenty-nine hundred times With each lie of the puppet putzDonald A legend moves on, there’s a blue wave goin’ down On the big lake they call Austin’s Travis Inferior, we said, never trust these brain dead Now their wails of November‘ll come early! |
Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:21 PM
cwydro (50,519 posts)
10. That pic is so weird.
Looks like some kind of spectre on the bow flag.
Susan B? McCain? |
Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:31 PM
The Velveteen Ocelot (108,804 posts)
11. What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,
What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,
What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper, Ear-lye in the morning? |
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:18 PM
mercuryblues (13,215 posts)
14. Charge him $30.00 for a life preserver
For a life preserver
For a life preserver For a life preserver Ear-lye in the mornin' |
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:29 PM
denbot (9,861 posts)
17. Run his credit card monthly, he won't catch it
Run his credit card monthly, he won’t catch it
Run his credit card monthly, he-won’t-catch-it Ear-lye in the mornin’.. |
Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)
Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:45 PM
consider_this (1,912 posts)
19. Make 'em wear a mask and cut 'is Fox feed
Make 'er wear a mask and cut 'er Fox feed
Make 'em wear a mask and cut their Fox feed Ear-lye in the morning! |