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Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:38 PM

The Wreck of the Donald Fuckwadles

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Alright, who is going to make it first? We know it's coming.






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Reply The Wreck of the Donald Fuckwadles (Original post)
TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 OP
brewens Sep 2020 #1
tblue37 Sep 2020 #3
TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #4
Mariana Sep 2020 #7
Thekaspervote Sep 2020 #2
mercuryblues Sep 2020 #5
TheBlackAdder Sep 2020 #8
consider_this Sep 2020 #6
mercuryblues Sep 2020 #9
consider_this Sep 2020 #12
mercuryblues Sep 2020 #13
consider_this Sep 2020 #16
denbot Sep 2020 #15
consider_this Sep 2020 #18
cwydro Sep 2020 #10
The Velveteen Ocelot Sep 2020 #11
mercuryblues Sep 2020 #14
denbot Sep 2020 #17
consider_this Sep 2020 #19

Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:43 PM

1. It will be amazing if there weren't some drownings. Those would be exactly the people that would

not wear life jackets.

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Response to brewens (Reply #1)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:53 PM

3. The boat in the OP picture has a kid who isn't wearing a life jacket. The adults don't have

life jackets either, but the kid at least should have one!

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #3)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:54 PM

4. What idiots go out in this and aren't ticketed for reckless endangerment?

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #4)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:07 PM

7. Children under 13 are required to wear a life jacket in Texas

when they are in a boat that size.

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:52 PM

2. Fuckwadles....hahahahaha!!

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 06:56 PM

5. One could call that a

Blue wave

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Response to mercuryblues (Reply #5)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:11 PM

8. Wave! Goodbye.

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:03 PM

6. OK I have the first verse...

(disclaimer - if anyone was hurt or injured, I take no delight in that!!)

The legend lives on from the Blue waves on down
Of the big lake they called Austin’s Travis
The lake, it is said, never abides her brain dead
When the skies of September host Magaats
With a load of Trump flags twenty-six thousand more
Than the MAGA boats each could take empty
Those MAGA ships and crews were destined to be screwed
When the wake of some MAGAhole came early

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Response to consider_this (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:19 PM

9. You, sir, are going to hell

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Response to mercuryblues (Reply #9)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:38 PM

12. especially proud of the...

'came early' part. LOL
I am on cocktail hour, so whatev!!

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Response to consider_this (Reply #12)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:13 PM

13. LOL

I'm glad you took it the way I meant.

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Response to mercuryblues (Reply #13)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:25 PM

16. You gave me a good chuckle too!

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Response to consider_this (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:24 PM

15. Bravo Sir or Madam, Bravo.

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Response to consider_this (Reply #6)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:39 PM

18. last verse, worse than the first...

(blame the gin)

In a musty west wing in D C-ee they prayed,
In the gold-plated oval cathedral
The twitter bell chimed till it rang twenty-nine hundred times
With each lie of the puppet putzDonald
A legend moves on, there’s a blue wave goin’ down
On the big lake they call Austin’s Travis
Inferior, we said, never trust these brain dead
Now their wails of November‘ll come early!

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:21 PM

10. That pic is so weird.

Looks like some kind of spectre on the bow flag.

Susan B? McCain?

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Original post)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 07:31 PM

11. What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,

What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,
What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,
Ear-lye in the morning?

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:18 PM

14. Charge him $30.00 for a life preserver

For a life preserver
For a life preserver
For a life preserver
Ear-lye in the mornin'

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:29 PM

17. Run his credit card monthly, he won't catch it

Run his credit card monthly, he won’t catch it
Run his credit card monthly, he-won’t-catch-it
Ear-lye in the mornin’..

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Sat Sep 5, 2020, 08:45 PM

19. Make 'em wear a mask and cut 'is Fox feed

Make 'er wear a mask and cut 'er Fox feed
Make 'em wear a mask and cut their Fox feed
Ear-lye in the morning!

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