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Americans Relieved That Their Initial Impression of Mitt Romney As Asshole Was Correct
BSdetect
(8,999 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)Moron......whoops, Mormon "religion". He doesn't want to protect a woman's right to choose what she does with her own body. Morons........whoops, there I go again, Mormons are a patriarchal "religion" and the men always know what's better for those silly women than they do themselves.
calimary
(81,557 posts)colorado_ufo
(5,739 posts)strap himself to the roof of Trump's car.
Brother Buzz
(36,487 posts)lastlib
(23,352 posts)(AND lick his balls...)
The golf cart doesn't go as fast.
Illumination
(2,458 posts)have to be content with picturing it in our minds...
movingviolation
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Illumination
(2,458 posts)Speaking of commands...I'll bet dog tag "Mitt" will take any commands willingly! Like bend over, come, go potty, etc....Thanks for that movingviolation!
Illumination
(2,458 posts)movingviolation
(310 posts)I've been lurking since b*sh the lesser, but am a lazy poster.
I just couldn't help myself with that pic though!!
Illumination
(2,458 posts)JimGinPA
(14,811 posts)Nice job!
calimary
(81,557 posts)Probably has a matching one for Lindsey Graham.
StClone
(11,690 posts)Ilsa
(61,709 posts)Satire from The Borowitz Report
Kavanaugh Warns That Expanding Size of Supreme Court Would Require More Kegs
By Andy Borowitz
September 21, 2020
Brett Kavanaugh
Photograph by Andrew Harrer / Bloomberg / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Responding to speculation that Democrats might seek to expand the size of the Supreme Court, Brett Kavanaugh warned that doing so would require an increased number of kegs.
Kavanaugh expressed concern that increasing the number of Supreme Court Justices without acquiring additional kegs might result in a replay of the regrettable Beach Week incident.
One time during Beach Week, I was throwing this rad party with P.J. and Squee, he said. Out of nowhere, Tobin shows up and brings four of his friends.
Well, that would have been fine if Tobins friends drank a normal amount, but those dudes liked to party, he said. It was a classic Tobin move.
rickyhall
(4,889 posts)Augiedog
(2,549 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)StClone
(11,690 posts)Last edited Tue Sep 22, 2020, 07:14 PM - Edit history (1)
This is Mitt's "What Me Worry" look.
Wounded Bear
(58,758 posts)PaulRevere08
(449 posts)lark
(23,182 posts)Still a ass who doesn't give a shit about the working class/poor.