You got that right!!

[Playinghardball]

[nichomachus]

1. I want a bumper sticker that says

I pay taxes -- and I'm voting for Obama

[Cha]

2. They speak

for me! Only I'd say F*** OFF!

[rurallib]

3. eloquent and succint

[TahitiNut]

4. (Hmmm) They have joint ownership? It must be kept in stable in a rural area.

All (grammar Nazi) kidding aside, my all-too-corpulent derriere is far too important to me to expose it to the noxious sewage that's the MittWit. I'd rather not have him within 100' of me.

[tarheelsunc]

5. They own a donkey together

See, they're good Democrats.