"The only humane thing to do." (LOL)

[tpsbmam]

CONCORD, NH – In a move that they are calling “the only humane thing to do,” the other Republican candidates for President have agreed not to tell Texas governor Rick Perry where the next debate is being held.

The candidates reached the decision after a two-debate weekend in which Mr. Perry put in a performance that, in the words of former Utah governor Jon Huntsman, was “brave, but painful to watch.”

Immediately following the final New Hampshire debate on Sunday morning, an awkward scene unfolded onstage as Mr. Perry asked the other candidates, “So, where is everyone going now?”

“Um, I don’t know, Rick,” said former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, looking down at his shoes.


Good 'ole Andy Borowitz.

The rest at The Borowitz Report

[Vincardog]

1. They should tell him the wrong date. Then when he finds them tell him he needs a certified

Birth Certificate. When he bring that they should say he needs a not from his mother.

[Liberal Veteran]

5. Is this like the "To Catch A Predator" where they always tell them to bring something?

If so, have him bring a jar of pickled quail eggs and a box of red condoms to show he is really serious about the debate.

[Scuba]

2. Aw, you made me spit apple juice all over my keyboard.

[sarge43]

3. Stop the presses.

Republicans are capable of acts of kindness. Who knew.

[tpsbmam]

6. LOL EXACTLY my reaction! Better look quick.....

it's a passing whim....kind of like the GOP version of passing gas. Quick and always stinky compassion farts -- when they come out of ReTHUGS! Sure to wither that perfect Perry pompadour!

[sarge43]

7. Well, Perry is kind of their own.

The passing whim never would extend to outsiders, like the rest of us.

[zbdent]

4. Have Joe Shlabotnik give him directions ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002131812#post16