What song should be blaring as the Trumps board Marine One for the last time on 01/20/21?

[Joe Nation]

I say....

Lawyers, Guns and Money
Warren Zevon

I went home with a waitress the way I always do
How was I to know she was with the russians, too?

I was gambling in havana, I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Dad, get me out of this, hiyah!

An innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

I'm hiding in honduras, I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns, and money
Send lawyers, guns, and money

Send lawyers, guns, and money, hiyah!
Send lawyers, guns, and money, ow!

[2bestill]

1. nah nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye (n/t)

[flying rabbit]

3. +1 nt

[TomSlick]

23. You beat me to the punch.

Less well known second choice.

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[Drum]

2. The Doors, This Is The End

Or Ray Charles, Hit The Road Jack
Linda Rondstadt, You're No Good
And on and on....

[TwilightZone]

4. Highway to Hell

Hopefully, Hell is the NY state prison system and he'll see all his friends there.

[JohnQFunk]

41. With the way he stuffs his maw with crap food, I have an alternative:

Highway to Hojo's by RMF - featuring liberal blogger Roy Edroso on vocals!

[Initech]

45. Since he seems to have an affinity for the Village People lately:

[bottomofthehill]

5. There is only one.

https://m.

call it a night old friend
get the fuck out
get the fuck out

so long
arrivederci
sayanara
ciao
good night
Bye bye
so long
farewell
see you later
alligator
in a while
crocodile
say goodnight
get the fuck out
get the fuck outta here
come on
give me a fuckin' break
(customer) "Can I get a refill, please?"
hey, you, fuckface
get outta here
what are you, fuckin' deaf?
yah, you...

[Totally Tunsie]

74. I've always loved that line

"You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."

[MFM008]

6. you cant always get what you want

[LuckyCharms]

7. This one.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. Turn Out the Lights, The Party's Over

As sung by Dandy Don Merideth.

[bottomofthehill]

9. Ok, Maybe 2

https://m.

[GoCubsGo]

94. And, following that...

The Asshole Song:

[PCIntern]

10. I'm a Loser

[BeyondGeography]

54. Soyyyy un perdedor

[Initech]

59. Is this uh... what was that song about again?

[BeyondGeography]

62. One comment at the clip

Nirvana: Our lyrics make no sense.
Beck: Hold my beefcake pantyhose.

[Violet_Crumble]

65. Are you referring to the Beatles or Beck?

No reason for asking , except I will scoff and look down my nose at anyone who likes the Beatles...

[Jirel]

11. I fought the law, but the law won.

Lawyers, Guns, & Money totally works, tho!

[Doreen]

15. That is exactly what came to my mind.

[BainsBane]

91. That's my choice too.

I posted the video.

[Withywindle]

12. Hit the road, Jack

And don't you come back no more, no more
Hit the road, Jack, and don't you come back no more

[DonaldsRump]

13. "Jail to the Chief"

[Liberty Belle]

14. Jailhouse Rock:

[dflprincess]

19. That's what i was thinking.

[Hoyt]

16. From late 60s.

He's a drug store truck drivin' man
He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan
When summer rolls around
He'll be lucky if he's not in town.

McGuinn, Parsons

[flying rabbit]

17. Pink Floyd

Dogs.

You got to be crazy, gotta have a real need
Gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
You got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed
And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight
You got to strike when the moment is right without thinking.

And after a while, you can work on points for style
Like the club tie, and the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile

You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder
You know it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you get older
Yeah, and in the end you'll pack up, fly down south
Hide your head in the sand
Just another sad old man
All alone and dying of cancer.

And when you lose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown
And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone
And it's too late to lose the weight you used to need to throw around
So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone
Dragged down by the stone.

I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused
Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used
Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise
If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of this maze?
Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending
That everyone's expendable and no-one has a real friend
And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the winner
And everything's done under the sun
And you believe at heart, everyone's a killer.

Who was born in a house full of pain
Who was trained not to spit in the fan
Who was told what to do by the man
Who was broken by trained personnel
Who was fitted with collar and chain
Who was given a pat on the back
Who was breaking away from the pack
Who was only a stranger at home
Who was ground down in the end
Who was found dead on the phone
Who was dragged down by the stone.

[Enterstageleft]

18. So long, farewell, goodbye

From the sound of music.

[onecaliberal]

20. The Thompson Twins: Lies, Lies, Lies

[jmbar2]

21. Ode to Joy

[renate]

38. There are so many hilarious and apt options on this thread

This one is perfect, IMO.

[spanone]

22. Hit the Road Jack

[KentuckyWoman]

35. Good choice. Nicer than he deserves.

[Lars39]

46. And I bet Ray Charles would've approved!

[Nancy Waterman]

88. Absolutely!!

This one should be playing from everywhere when he is on his way out!!

[dflprincess]

24. Folsom Prison Blues. Nt

[chriscan64]

25. Happy Trails

I mean for us, his trail will be beset by prosecutors and loan sharks.

[brewens]

26. Cheap Trick- Auf Wiedersehen

[Elwood P Dowd]

27. They're Coming To Take Me Away

[Liberty Belle]

33. Yes, this one!

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[JustFiveMoreMinutes]

78. That's the first one that came to mind!!!

[Disaffected]

28. Folsom Prison Blues.

[BainsBane]

29. I fought the law, by the Clash

in that same vein.

[KentuckyWoman]

30. Surely there is a rap song with the lyrics

Get the fuck out you fucking fuck.

I just know it has to exist .... might even be something meaner ...

Nah nah nah ... goodbye just isn't nearly strong enough.

[BainsBane]

50. There's this one

which was prescient since it was dropped before the 2016 election.

[Rice4VP]

31. There You Go by Pink

Please don't come around talking bout that you love me
Cause that love shit just ain't for me
And I don't wanna hear that you adore me
And I know that all you're doing is running your mind games
Don't you know my game beats these games

So your best bet is to be straight with me
So you say you wanna talk, let's talk
If you won't talk, I'll walk, yeah it's like that
Got a new man, he's waiting out back
Now what, what you think about that

Now when I say I'm through, I'm through
Basically, I'm through with you
What ya wanna say, had to have it your way, had to play games
Now you're begging me to stay

CHORUS:
There you go, looking pitiful
Just because I let you go
There you go, talking bout you want me back
But sometimes it be's like that, so
There you go, talking bout you miss me so, that you love me so, why I let ya go
There you go cause your lies got old, look at you
There you go

[fierywoman]

32. Dies Irae ("Wrath of God") from Verdi's Requiem

[eppur_se_muova]

70. pssst ... "Day of Wrath". nt

[fierywoman]

76. Sorry! I was projecting! Thanks for the correction

[eShirl]

34. Creep

[Liberty Belle]

36. Du-Z award nomination for this thread!

[ChoppinBroccoli]

37. Motley Crue - "Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away"

[Buckeye_Democrat]

39. Been Caught Stealing -- Jane's Addiction

I've been caught stealing
Once when I was 5
I enjoy stealing
It's just as simple as that
Well, it's just a simple fact
When I want something,
I don't want to pay for it
I walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it's mine
Mine all mine!
My girl, she's one too
She'll go and get her a shirt
Stick it under her skirt
She grabbed a razor for me
And she did it just like that
When she wants something, she don't want to pay for it
She walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey all right!
If I get by, it's mine
Mine all mine!
We sat around the pile
We sat and laughed
We sat and laughed and waved it into the air!
And we did it just like that
When we want something, we don't want to pay for it
We walk right through the door
Walk right through the door
Hey, all right!
If I get by, it's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine.

[Sogo]

40. Somebody already mentioned Hit the Road, Jack....

so I'll say, "You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, baby, you're no good."

[A.M. Kittenplan]

42. Yakkity Sax

With the video sped up, played in a loop.

[Lucinda]

48. LOL

[flying rabbit]

60. Win!

[Initech]

43. I would nominate:

[Hekate]

49. He! The night Nixon quit the protestors in Lafayette Park sang that!

One newspaper called it a “surreal” response, but I thought it was perfect.

Good times.

[Initech]

58. Perfect! Let's do it again!

[Lefta Dissenter]

44. One of my favorites

[pfitz59]

63. I vote Lily Allen

This song is perfect..

[Lefta Dissenter]

66. It was written for George W. Bush

Who’d have thought we’d have a president who deserves this song even more than W?

[Hekate]

47. Everybody should bookmark this thread, because it's going to make a helluva playlist soon!

[lpbk2713]

53. Don't It Make my Orange Hair Grey

With apologies to Crystal Gayle.



(Sorry, didn't mean to post this as a sub-thread)

[roamer65]

51. Helter Skelter.

Dump reminds me of Charles Manson.

[JHB]

52. A humble suggestion...

[Talitha]

55. Nothing, just dead silence.

No send-off, no music.

Don't pay any attention to him.

That'll really kill him.

[RichardRay]

92. Agreed, nothing and nobody

WH staff can ignore hi , too. Let him carry his own suitcases, too.

[Joe Nation]

56. I was also thinking Wind of Change by the Scorpions

[Liberty Belle]

57. Highway to Hell

[flibbitygiblets]

61. "Back in USSR"

[Buckeye_Democrat]

68. Good choice!

Trump leaving this country wouldn't surprise me!

[eShirl]

64. NOFX - Idiot Son of An Asshole [LIVE - 5/6/18 - Punk In Drublic Fort Worth, TX] updated lyrics

[KY_EnviroGuy]

67. Chopin - Marche Funbre (Funeral March)

KY...........

[eppur_se_muova]

69. You're So Vain

a bit dated, but so meta it would give him brainlock.

...
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse, naturally, won
Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Carly E. Simon
You're So Vain lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Grou

[flibbitygiblets]

86. LOL, I happened to switch from his MSNBC shitshow yesterday in the car, and this came on

I was driving through Portland with the windows down, blasting this song and singing at the top of my lungs.

[eppur_se_muova]

89. There are no coincidences. :) nt

[moondust]

71. You're No Good

Linda Ronstadt

[Catcar]

72. Shiny Happy People (R.E.M.)

[Maru Kitteh]

75. "Get the fuck out"

I knew a local bar band that played it at the appropriate time of evening. I'll bet YouTube would turn up at least one similar version.

[SeattleVet]

77. Lily Allen's ode to tRump...

(Yeah, it was originally dedicated to Dubya, but she's rededicated it to Needy Amin.)

[Bettie]

85. That was my choice as well

Seems appropriate.

[coti]

79. Obviously....

The Russian national anthem.

Which is probably the best thing about Russia.

[Dave Starsky]

80. Goodbye to You - Scandal with Patty Smyth

[malaise]

81. Lose Lose

The things you say you love you're Gonna Lose

[Brainfodder]

82. A.S.S.H.O.L.E. - Dennis Leary

eom.

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

83. Like A Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal

How does it feel?
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody's ever taught you how to live out on the street
And now you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And say do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel?
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
A complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal

How does it feel?
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're all drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all precious gifts
But you'd better take your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

[SlogginThroughIt]

84. Hmmm

Hit the road jack

Don’t come around here no more

[Norbert]

87. Gee Officer Krupke

[NightWatcher]

90. (Dixie) Chicks version of Landslide by Fleetwood Mac.

[Vinca]

93. The Russian national anthem.

[Hugin]

95. The Miranda Warning...

Unless the USSC hasn't done away with it by then.

[Yeehah]

96. Happy Days Are Here Again n/t