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what president Biden's first executive orders should be (not serious ones) (Original Post) Amishman Nov 2020 OP
That the three kirkuchiyo Nov 2020 #1
What about the prequels? Why stop at three?? nt Shermann Nov 2020 #22
In the same pizza vein leftieNanner Nov 2020 #2
Yes, this one too! Pizza Reform 2021!!! Amishman Nov 2020 #14
Pineapple on pizza is an abomination Wicked Blue Nov 2020 #41
Making any form of pumpkin spice flavoring a Schedule 1 controlled substance. n/t TygrBright Nov 2020 #3
Even in pumpkin pie? Throckmorton Nov 2020 #29
"Pumpkin spice flavoring" isn't used in pumpkin pie, just allspice, cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves. n/t TygrBright Nov 2020 #35
No red baseball caps. dchill Nov 2020 #4
Wait! I have a red baseball cap with a USMC emblem on it I was hoping to wear some day. Wounded Bear Nov 2020 #18
Can't you get a blue one? dchill Nov 2020 #36
That employers must provide MANative Nov 2020 #5
LOL underpants Nov 2020 #7
that doesn't happen already? unblock Nov 2020 #15
Of course! But we HR people like to codify things formally! MANative Nov 2020 #23
Twice per day. GoCubsGo Nov 2020 #37
If Donald Trump hired you, just go home...now. We will send you your stuff. Chainfire Nov 2020 #6
More rock, less talk Hamer555 Nov 2020 #8
If Donald Trump hired you, just go home...now. We will send you your stuff. Chainfire Nov 2020 #9
Free laundry service Leghorn21 Nov 2020 #10
Adding to that: leftieNanner Nov 2020 #17
Trump properties declared Toxic waste sites. LakeArenal Nov 2020 #11
Free onions!!! Hamer555 Nov 2020 #12
Tears for all! cayugafalls Nov 2020 #28
Get rid of the mattresses! Chainfire Nov 2020 #13
Send ZZenith whatever's left in the Treasury. ZZenith Nov 2020 #16
Declaring tomatoes to be vegetables and Pluto a planet again. backtoblue Nov 2020 #19
Ban fast food in the White House Dirty Socialist Nov 2020 #20
Turn Trump Tower into low cost housing. OAITW r.2.0 Nov 2020 #21
In memory of George Carlin LibfromtheNorth Nov 2020 #24
Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! Bradshaw3 Nov 2020 #32
Oh, yeah!!!!!!!!!! MyOwnPeace Nov 2020 #33
No. Just replace tits with Tr**p as the 7th word Nac Mac Feegle Nov 2020 #38
Effective immediately bluecollar2 Nov 2020 #25
There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane. cayugafalls Nov 2020 #31
'farcical aquatic ceremony' empedocles Nov 2020 #34
Removing a sword from a stone in a lake bluecollar2 Nov 2020 #39
Nabisco shall offer build your own Oreo's. cayugafalls Nov 2020 #26
That the first cadets drafted for the Space Corp Democrat 4 Ever Nov 2020 #27
Parkways and driveways must be changed to the other! Brainfodder Nov 2020 #30
Amen to that Wicked Blue Nov 2020 #40

kirkuchiyo

(402 posts)
1. That the three
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:17 PM
Nov 2020

most recent Star Wars movies are non canon and require them to be stricken from the record and re-written by someone who isn't a complete idiot .

leftieNanner

(14,943 posts)
2. In the same pizza vein
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:18 PM
Nov 2020

Pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity. (Go ahead DU, Flame Away!)

I like this thread!

Throckmorton

(3,579 posts)
29. Even in pumpkin pie?
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:40 PM
Nov 2020

I will have to check my chickens for purple feet (obscure armageddon reference from Sybil).

MANative

(4,105 posts)
5. That employers must provide
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:20 PM
Nov 2020

at least 15 minutes of paid time each day to watch dog and/or cat videos on company internet devices.

Leghorn21

(13,490 posts)
10. Free laundry service
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:22 PM
Nov 2020

Drivers pick up and drop off your laundry at your place of residence at your convenience

Bradshaw3

(7,423 posts)
32. Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner!
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:56 PM
Nov 2020

A great honor for Carlin and boy would it be great to never that word or see that face again.

Nac Mac Feegle

(969 posts)
38. No. Just replace tits with Tr**p as the 7th word
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 05:32 PM
Nov 2020

In the routine, he says that tits doesn't even belong on the list. It sounds like a snack food: Tater Tits.


--Way too obsessed with Mr Carlin, one of the greatest.




bluecollar2

(3,622 posts)
25. Effective immediately
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:34 PM
Nov 2020

All Americans will be required to watch the complete works of Monty Python prior to graduation from high school.

cayugafalls

(5,534 posts)
31. There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane.
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:48 PM
Nov 2020

and in honor of dump and the pee tape...

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

cayugafalls

(5,534 posts)
26. Nabisco shall offer build your own Oreo's.
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:38 PM
Nov 2020

No more twisting off the cookie part and messing up the cream filling.

Democrat 4 Ever

(3,941 posts)
27. That the first cadets drafted for the Space Corp
Mon Nov 2, 2020, 04:39 PM
Nov 2020

for a one-way trip to another galaxy, be the Orange Cheeto Crime Family and his sycophants. They can take their red hats, godawful flags, misspelled signs and warped patriotism to settle another planet. Sorry, not sorry, that got political. Let some other being deal with them. I’d like to think there is a mean, nasty thing out there just waiting for him.

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