In my opinion, this is so much better than a quick election night landslide win

[Snake Plissken]

If Biden won in a quick landslide, Trump could have put on a con man act as the gracious loser to win a bit of sympathy from the public, instead we get to watch the biggest douchebag on the planet and his douchebag children go down in flames in Full On Douchebag Mode

Nobody will ever confuse Trump with anything other than a douchebag ever again ... as we watch him slowly get buried in a state by state landslide.

And the fact that Republicans are just sitting back and enabling him will not be forgotten either.

[YessirAtsaFact]

1. Give me the landslide - AND the senate

Trump was going to be a douchebag either way

[patricia92243]

6. You and me both. Biden has not actually won yet.

[GreenPartyVoter]

12. Ditto

[marybourg]

2. I'm enjoying the slow circling of the drain also,

but I don’t believe tRump would have ever acted any way other than as the worst person in the country, no matter what.

[TlalocW]

3. You're a crazy person! Crazy!

Trump would be doing this no matter how Joe won.

TlalocW

[LisaL]

4. In my opinion, this is torture.

With a quick landslide, this all would have been over already.

[cwydro]

5. I would've preferred a landslide.

He’d be a douchebag either way.

[Snake Plissken]

8. This is shaping up to be a landslide ... in slow motion.

[cwydro]

18. I guess we define that word differently.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

7. Death is inevitable. That is for certain.

It is the pathway, in this instance, that is the most sweet.

[soothsayer]

9. I might feel that way once it's official for Joe, but not yet

[Cracklin Charlie]

10. I have this tiny theory.

Election called Friday afternoon, when all government offices will be closed for the weekend.

Reason: if some knuckleheads are gonna attack government facilities...best to do it when nobody’s there.

[Jim__]

11. I'm ready for the fat lady to sing.

This waiting is stressful as hell. A Trump win would be catastrophic and I don't like playing with catastrophe.

[Snake Plissken]

13. I get that, and it is stressful, but it also gives the Supreme Court time to think and see ...

That Trump will continue attempting to use the Supreme Court as his latest personal fixer.

They had a few days to reflect upon how much of an anchor he is around their necks and can see that Trump will have no problem trying to drag them down with him if his self serving shitshow is allowed to continue for four more years.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. I'm of the Marvin K. Mooney approach myself

"Marvin K. Mooney, I don't care HOW! Marvin K. Mooney, will you please go now?!"

[catbyte]

16. LOL. I remember the column by the late, great Art Buchwald & Dr. Seuss:

Richard M. Nixon Will You Please Go Now!

By Art Buchwald
Tuesday, July 30, 1974

My good friend Dr. Seuss wrote a book a few years ago titled "Marvin K. Mooney Will You Please Go Now!" He sent me a copy the other day and crossed out "Marvin K. Mooney" and replaced it with "Richard M. Nixon." It sounded like fun so I asked him if I could reprint it. Please read it aloud.

"Richard M. Nixon will you please go now!
The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
Go!
I don't care how.
You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Richard M. Nixon will you please go now!
You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But
Please go.
Please!
I don't care.
You can go
By bike.
You can go
On a Zike-Bike
If you like.
If you like
You can go
In an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, do, DO!
Richard M. Nixon
I don't care how.
Richard M. Nixon
Will you please
GO NOW!
You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car
If you wish.
If you wish
You may go
By lion's tale.
Or stamp yourself
And go by mail.
Richard M. Nixon
Don't you know
The time has come
To go, go, GO!
Get on your way!
Please Richard M.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.
You can go by balloon . . .
Or broomstick.
Or
You can go by camel
In a bureau drawer.
You can go by bumble-boat
. . . or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just get!
Richard M. Nixon!
I don't care how.
Richard M. Nixon
Will you please
GO NOW!
I said
GO
And
GO
I meant . . .
The time had come
So . . .
Richard WENT."

[MiniMe]

15. tRump would never be the gracious loser

Never, it just isn't in his nature

[shrike3]

17. Unfortunately, a lot of his supporters are going to think the way he is acting

is just fine. They hang on his every word, and consider him the truth-teller in every situation. I don't think it'll make a lick of difference.