Annoying phrases used by the good people at CNN and MSNBC designed to keep us glued to our seats

[mtnsnake]

"coming up any moment"
Translation: anywhere from 30 minutes to 8 hours

"very soon"
Translation: the day after tomorrow

"There's a good chance we'll know by the morning"
Translation: You can finally go on that dream cruise to Barbados and be back in time for whatever the fuck it was that they are going to tell you.

[snacker]

1. Spot on.

Thanks for the laughs.

[Tink41]

2. Header been changing all day

Saying the same thing 20 different ways.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

3. I'm so old I remember when TV hosts said "Don't touch that dial!"

Yeah, I'm old. I subscribe to the Jack Benny philosophy: Thirty nine and HOLDING.

HOLDING ON HARD.

[Wednesdays]

4. Zoomers: "What's a dial?"

"I only hear the word used as a verb!"

[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. We had CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS. No UHF stations at all.

In the country you needed a tall antenna to get the VHF stations.
In Houston it was 2, 11 and 13. PBS was channel 8.

[Wednesdays]

11. You can say that again.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

6. We had CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS. No UHF stations at all.

In the country you needed a tall antenna to get the VHF stations.
In Houston it was 2, 11 and 13. PBS was channel 8.

[Lars39]

10. You, too?

Signed,
Lars39

[C_U_L8R]

7. At least it's not Trump's 'two weeks'

That two weeks is a vortex to nowhere.

[Meowmee]

8. Don't forget

Breaking News = you have only heard this 50x already in the past 2-3 hours

[mtnsnake]

9. Good one!

Ain't that the truth.

[AngryOldDem]

12. That was what was making me so pissed.

These teasers.