Philadelphia is now organizing a run from the Four Seasons to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

[soothsayer]

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Sarah Baicker
@sbbaicker
Of course Philadelphia is now organizing a run from the Four Seasons to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Jeff Lyons
@usedwigs
It's coming... 11/29/2020
Eleven Miles, Four Seasons, Total Landscaping!
More details soon!

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[SheltieLover]

1. Is it all downhill?

Like chump's campaign?

[underpants]

3. BAZINGA!

[SheltieLover]

7. Lol

I'll join you.

[BigmanPigman]

4. Phila is as flat as a board.

[Tree-Hugger]

15. Not that flat

We're not San Fran, but we do have some good hills in spots, especially in parts of West Philly and parts of the Northeast.

Signed,

A person who lived at the top of a hill and truly, truly walked to school uphill both ways. Even in snow.

[soothsayer]

13. He's kind of in the (losing) uphill battle stage

[MaryMagdaline]

2. Going forward Philadelphia is now in charge of all amusement

[soothsayer]

5. I HAVE JUST SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING CREAM CHEESE.

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Donald J. Drumpf
@RealDonalDrumpf
I HAVE JUST SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING CREAM CHEESE.

[SheltieLover]

9. Hahaha

[MaryMagdaline]

10. You know he would do this

[Auggie]

21. LOL

[soothsayer]

12. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Four Seasons Total Landscaping t

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Natalie Luhrs 📚🔮
@eilatan
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Four Seasons Total Landscaping to be born?

[MaryMagdaline]

14. Too funny

[Freddie]

8. Four Seasons New Ad:

“Lawn’order!”

[HockeyMom]

17. Make America RAKE Again T-Shirts

from the Landscaping Store. I WANT one!

[chriscan64]

11. Awesome, but I would reverse the direction.

Moving away from the final symbol of Trumpism to something nicer. On the other hand, the runners may be in need of some of the products and services sold at Rudy's end of the run.

[robbob]

18. 4 Seasons Landscaping

Where campaigns go to die.

[tanyev]

16. From Seasons to shining Seasons.

[Wounded Bear]

19. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[soothsayer]

20. Its a charity run! Local radio maybe

[malaise]

22. The what happens when you run out of options race

[WinstonSmith4740]

23. Grew up in South Philly.

I have never been so proud to be from there!

[bucolic_frolic]

24. I think there will be a few GOP streakers

headed to the sex shop next door.

[LAS14]

25. I hope the owner of Four Seasons Total Landscaping is able to reap some benefit from this besides...

... more business from homeowners. Does anyone have any info about this? Of course, I guess he could be a Trump supporter....????, in which case I withdraw my hope.

tia
las

[soothsayer]

27. They're selling shirts and stickers

Lawn and Order

Make American Rake Again

[LAS14]

28. Super! I wonder who comes up with these so fast. Reminds me of..

... the fly swatters you could buy from the Biden campaign with in moments, it seemed, of the VP debate. "Truth over Flies."

[soothsayer]

29. This was out within hours

But is it real?

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1936555-four-seasons-total-landscaping-press-conference

It is!

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[Maru Kitteh]

30. I still want one of those fly swatters.

The cart wouldn't let me check out that night and then *POOF* they were sold out!

[DinahMoeHum]

26. You mean like a Hash House Harriers kind of run?

Love it!!

[Solly Mack]

31. Heh!

Love it!

[Lucinda]

32. It's too bad Philly gets soooo cold

We've been shopping for a new city to move to - and Philly sounds like such a good fit!

❤️ ~✿~❧~🌿~❧~✿~ ❤️

[jalan48]

33. Brilliant. I hope it becomes an annual thing to serve as a reminder of Trump's incompetency.