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11 Bravo

(24,075 posts)
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 03:23 PM Nov 2020

Which of the Trump spawn would you most like to see in handcuffs?

For me, it's Junior by a half a length, with Gums closing fast on the outside.

Being despised by the Manhattan socialites from whom she so desperately craves approval is probably the worst thing that Nepotism Barbie could possibly imagine, and that's pretty much a done deal.


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Junior
13 (30%)
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Ivanka
31 (70%)
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Which of the Trump spawn would you most like to see in handcuffs? (Original Post) 11 Bravo Nov 2020 OP
ivanka, be better photo op. ['Optics are important'] empedocles Nov 2020 #1
Her prison intake and 60-day photos will be something to see. TheBlackAdder Nov 2020 #38
He would only be upset by it being ivanka. n/t 5X Nov 2020 #2
That is a great point which I hadn't considered. 11 Bravo Nov 2020 #9
I think that would upset him more, too mvd Nov 2020 #11
I don't think orange is her color ... LSparkle Nov 2020 #35
Kushner Botany Nov 2020 #3
Yes any part of IvanRed underpants Nov 2020 #5
And if a can of Axe Body Spray took human form we'd get this: Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2020 #19
Wonkette called Charlie Kirk a douchecanoe underpants Nov 2020 #22
. Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2020 #25
ROFL! smirkymonkey Nov 2020 #30
Kushner deserves the worst he can get, but while he's somebody's spawn ... 11 Bravo Nov 2020 #12
Ivanka: because she's such a fake; speaks on both sides of her mouth. poli-junkie Nov 2020 #4
Her old "friends" are really ripping into her now underpants Nov 2020 #6
Can I do all three? Please, please, please? brush Nov 2020 #7
Ivanka, because Jr. is already on a downward spiral. demmiblue Nov 2020 #8
That's why I voted for Ivanka. smirkymonkey Nov 2020 #31
That's why I voted for Ivanka. smirkymonkey Nov 2020 #34
I voted for Jr., but I think it will be Eric. NT Mike 03 Nov 2020 #10
All of them. 2naSalit Nov 2020 #13
ummm, all of them I think lapfog_1 Nov 2020 #14
Ivapid! Brother Mythos Nov 2020 #15
Gotta go with "Princess Dumb Ass Of the East Woods". nt Guy Whitey Corngood Nov 2020 #16
Every one of them. Even the weird tall silent youngest one. (nt) Paladin Nov 2020 #17
Jailhouse Barbie Yavin4 Nov 2020 #18
Why not all three chained together? Brother Buzz Nov 2020 #20
I still love this 'From Russia With Love' takeoff. Characters have changed but the last one... CurtEastPoint Nov 2020 #21
I REALLY understand the "Barbie Princess" dislike, but........ MyOwnPeace Nov 2020 #23
I'm with you. That coked-up, chinless, asshole has the most punchable face ... 11 Bravo Nov 2020 #24
Had to look THAT one up! MyOwnPeace Nov 2020 #28
Junior, so he won't kill anymore animals. nt cry baby Nov 2020 #26
The elephant killers, definitely Withywindle Nov 2020 #27
LOCK HER UP! Kahuna Nov 2020 #29
I did some work in a Federal Women's prison Chainfire Nov 2020 #32
D. All of the above. Cloud City Dude Nov 2020 #33
Ivanka's the most dangerous one Retrograde Nov 2020 #36
YES Kali Nov 2020 #37
My vote is for Princess Incest bottomofthehill Nov 2020 #39

11 Bravo

(24,075 posts)
9. That is a great point which I hadn't considered.
Reply to 5X (Reply #2)
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 03:30 PM
Nov 2020

I may have let my personal animus for Junior and Eric cause me to take my eyes off of the prize ... causing the maximum grief possible for the impeached, one-term loser.

LSparkle

(11,807 posts)
35. I don't think orange is her color ...
Reply to 5X (Reply #2)
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:41 PM
Nov 2020

Therefore I want to see her stuck wearing it every day!

Smile, dahling — you look ... mahvelous ... NOT!

Guy Whitey Corngood

(26,751 posts)
19. And if a can of Axe Body Spray took human form we'd get this:
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 03:47 PM
Nov 2020





I'm trying to think of a bigger douche, but it's not easy.

11 Bravo

(24,075 posts)
12. Kushner deserves the worst he can get, but while he's somebody's spawn ...
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 03:32 PM
Nov 2020

he's not a Trump.

poli-junkie

(1,157 posts)
4. Ivanka: because she's such a fake; speaks on both sides of her mouth.
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 03:28 PM
Nov 2020

She makes my skin crawl.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
31. That's why I voted for Ivanka.
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:13 PM
Nov 2020

Junior is well on his way to doing himself in without any help from anybody else. When he hits bottom, he's going to hit hard.

Ivanka is the one we have to watch out for. She's not as self destructive as her brothers and she seems to have her father's "gift" for getting away with murder without having to pay the price.

That's why I want to see her locked up more than anyone else in that family.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
34. That's why I voted for Ivanka.
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:21 PM
Nov 2020

Junior is well on his way to doing himself in without any help from anybody else. When he hits bottom, he's going to hit hard.

Ivanka is the one we have to watch out for. She's not as self destructive as her brothers and she seems to have her father's "gift" for getting away with murder without having to pay the price.

That's why I want to see her locked up more than anyone else in that family.

CurtEastPoint

(19,226 posts)
21. I still love this 'From Russia With Love' takeoff. Characters have changed but the last one...
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 03:57 PM
Nov 2020


MyOwnPeace

(17,280 posts)
23. I REALLY understand the "Barbie Princess" dislike, but........
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 03:58 PM
Nov 2020

of the bunch, only IQ45 holds his nose higher than Jr.
Remember when on the rare occasion Rockford (James Garner) would actually throw a punch, invariably hurting his hand?
Yeah, that pain is what I'd be willing to take in exchange for landing one good one on Jr.'s sniffing nose!

11 Bravo

(24,075 posts)
24. I'm with you. That coked-up, chinless, asshole has the most punchable face ...
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:01 PM
Nov 2020

since Martin Shkreli.

MyOwnPeace

(17,280 posts)
28. Had to look THAT one up!
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:07 PM
Nov 2020

Sorry, too much BunkerBoy stuff going on to keep track of "Who's Who" of the Cons!
NOW I remember!
I'm kinda' thinking with his 7 year sentence he's already on his way to getting his "smarmy-smug" smile wiped away!

Oh, and come to think of it, the same could happen to Junior!

Withywindle

(9,988 posts)
27. The elephant killers, definitely
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:04 PM
Nov 2020

I mean, all of them of course, but that's just a bit of gratuitous vileness to go over the top with.

 

Chainfire

(17,757 posts)
32. I did some work in a Federal Women's prison
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:14 PM
Nov 2020

I was working adjacent to where the new intakes, doing their first day in the prison, were being processed. I could see them through a window. I had never seen so much boohooing in one place in my life and I found myself feeling very sorry for them. I think that daddy's little girl would fit in fine in that spot. It wouldn't talk long for a CO to wipe that smirk off of her face.

I would be happy if the men folk were making little rocks out of big ones at Ft. Leavenworth. It would be the first honest day's work any of them had ever done. A few years of hard labor could build character in the boys.

It would be even sweeter, if they were all in the slammer, but daddy had been pardoned and was playing golf in Florida.

Retrograde

(10,730 posts)
36. Ivanka's the most dangerous one
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 04:45 PM
Nov 2020

She seems to have her father's manipulative nature and guile along with his lack of respect for anyone other than her precious self. And I particularly hate the simpering little girl persona she's adopted most recently, as if she's trying to convince the world that someone who looks as sweet and innocent as herself couldn't possibly be as bad as her dear old dad.

bottomofthehill

(8,878 posts)
39. My vote is for Princess Incest
Wed Nov 18, 2020, 07:05 PM
Nov 2020

I am still confused on the boys though, which one is Uday and which one is Kusay. It is a question that always gets me.

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