Which of the Trump spawn would you most like to see in handcuffs?

[11 Bravo]

For me, it's Junior by a half a length, with Gums closing fast on the outside.

Being despised by the Manhattan socialites from whom she so desperately craves approval is probably the worst thing that Nepotism Barbie could possibly imagine, and that's pretty much a done deal.

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	Junior
	13 (30%)
	Gums
	0 (0%)
	Ivanka
	31 (70%)
	The other one
	0 (0%)
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[empedocles]

1. ivanka, be better photo op. ['Optics are important']

[TheBlackAdder]

38. Her prison intake and 60-day photos will be something to see.

[5X]

2. He would only be upset by it being ivanka. n/t

[11 Bravo]

9. That is a great point which I hadn't considered.

I may have let my personal animus for Junior and Eric cause me to take my eyes off of the prize ... causing the maximum grief possible for the impeached, one-term loser.

[mvd]

11. I think that would upset him more, too

So Ivanka was my choice.

[LSparkle]

35. I don't think orange is her color ...

Therefore I want to see her stuck wearing it every day!

Smile, dahling — you look ... mahvelous ... NOT!

[Botany]

3. Kushner

but i would settle for Ivanka

[underpants]

5. Yes any part of IvanRed

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

19. And if a can of Axe Body Spray took human form we'd get this:

I'm trying to think of a bigger douche, but it's not easy.

[underpants]

22. Wonkette called Charlie Kirk a douchecanoe

but I think Jr still holds the belt.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

25. .

I thought I was all caught up. But that's a new one for me!!!

[smirkymonkey]

30. ROFL!

[11 Bravo]

12. Kushner deserves the worst he can get, but while he's somebody's spawn ...

he's not a Trump.

[poli-junkie]

4. Ivanka: because she's such a fake; speaks on both sides of her mouth.

She makes my skin crawl.

[underpants]

6. Her old "friends" are really ripping into her now

Two articles in the last few days.

[brush]

7. Can I do all three? Please, please, please?

[demmiblue]

8. Ivanka, because Jr. is already on a downward spiral.

Gums is just a pathetic shadow.

[smirkymonkey]

31. That's why I voted for Ivanka.

Junior is well on his way to doing himself in without any help from anybody else. When he hits bottom, he's going to hit hard.

Ivanka is the one we have to watch out for. She's not as self destructive as her brothers and she seems to have her father's "gift" for getting away with murder without having to pay the price.

That's why I want to see her locked up more than anyone else in that family.

[smirkymonkey]

34. That's why I voted for Ivanka.

Junior is well on his way to doing himself in without any help from anybody else. When he hits bottom, he's going to hit hard.

Ivanka is the one we have to watch out for. She's not as self destructive as her brothers and she seems to have her father's "gift" for getting away with murder without having to pay the price.

That's why I want to see her locked up more than anyone else in that family.

[Mike 03]

10. I voted for Jr., but I think it will be Eric. NT

[2naSalit]

13. All of them.

[lapfog_1]

14. ummm, all of them I think

as in How many police are outside Cyberdyne?

[Brother Mythos]

15. Ivapid!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

16. Gotta go with "Princess Dumb Ass Of the East Woods". nt

[Paladin]

17. Every one of them. Even the weird tall silent youngest one. (nt)

[Yavin4]

18. Jailhouse Barbie

Maybe she can re-design the prison uniforms. Oh, how fun!

[Brother Buzz]

20. Why not all three chained together?

[CurtEastPoint]

21. I still love this 'From Russia With Love' takeoff. Characters have changed but the last one...

[MyOwnPeace]

23. I REALLY understand the "Barbie Princess" dislike, but........

of the bunch, only IQ45 holds his nose higher than Jr.
Remember when on the rare occasion Rockford (James Garner) would actually throw a punch, invariably hurting his hand?
Yeah, that pain is what I'd be willing to take in exchange for landing one good one on Jr.'s sniffing nose!

[11 Bravo]

24. I'm with you. That coked-up, chinless, asshole has the most punchable face ...

since Martin Shkreli.

[MyOwnPeace]

28. Had to look THAT one up!

Sorry, too much BunkerBoy stuff going on to keep track of "Who's Who" of the Cons!
NOW I remember!
I'm kinda' thinking with his 7 year sentence he's already on his way to getting his "smarmy-smug" smile wiped away!

Oh, and come to think of it, the same could happen to Junior!

[cry baby]

26. Junior, so he won't kill anymore animals. nt

[Withywindle]

27. The elephant killers, definitely

I mean, all of them of course, but that's just a bit of gratuitous vileness to go over the top with.

[Kahuna]

29. LOCK HER UP!

[Chainfire]

32. I did some work in a Federal Women's prison

I was working adjacent to where the new intakes, doing their first day in the prison, were being processed. I could see them through a window. I had never seen so much boohooing in one place in my life and I found myself feeling very sorry for them. I think that daddy's little girl would fit in fine in that spot. It wouldn't talk long for a CO to wipe that smirk off of her face.

I would be happy if the men folk were making little rocks out of big ones at Ft. Leavenworth. It would be the first honest day's work any of them had ever done. A few years of hard labor could build character in the boys.

It would be even sweeter, if they were all in the slammer, but daddy had been pardoned and was playing golf in Florida.

[Cloud City Dude]

33. D. All of the above.

[Retrograde]

36. Ivanka's the most dangerous one

She seems to have her father's manipulative nature and guile along with his lack of respect for anyone other than her precious self. And I particularly hate the simpering little girl persona she's adopted most recently, as if she's trying to convince the world that someone who looks as sweet and innocent as herself couldn't possibly be as bad as her dear old dad.

[Kali]

37. YES

[bottomofthehill]

39. My vote is for Princess Incest

I am still confused on the boys though, which one is Uday and which one is Kusay. It is a question that always gets me.