What Dumbfuckistan Murika shithole should Princess Ivanka settle in?

[maxrandb]

What will Jarvanka do now?

I have some ideas of where they can move. These places absolutely worship her daddy, so she should fit right in.

I have been splitting my retirement life between Virginia Beach and Canton, OH.

There are multiple ways to make this trip, and I have driven most of them. The routes take you through some serious Dumbfuckistan Murika Shitholes.

I'd love for Princess Sparkle Pony to spend the rest of her miserable life in anyone of these Donnie Dipshit worshipping cesspools.

Alliance, OH
Chippewa, PA
Salem, OH
Columbiana, OH
White Sulfur Springs, WV
Ripley, WV
Washingtonville, OH
Sebring, OH
Marmet, WV
Alliquipa, PA
Spotsylvania, VA
Culpepper, VA

These are her fucking people now. I'm sure her kids will love 4H and Jared will be an instant hit at the Ruritan.

Oh, and BTW, I grew up in a place just like these. Princess Sparkle Pony doesn't give one fuck about the people in these towns, but it's always fun to think about the "queen" actually having to live among her "subjects".

[Sherman A1]

1. I prefer on a NYC streetcorner

selling pencils to pay off their debts after everything is taken away by the fines and lawsuits.

[jrthin]

2. Sing Sing Prison, NY nt

[Arne]

3. Since she loves NY

Might I recommend Bristol.

[CatMor]

4. Kushner owned apartments in Baltimore infested with mice.

[magicarpet]

5. Bikini Atoll....

Some of the Marshall Islands in the Pacific Ocean — such as the Bikini and Enewetak atolls — are still more radioactive than Chernobyl and Fukushima, even though more than 60 years have passed since the United States tested radioactive weapons on those islands, a new study finds.

[lagomorph777]

6. Pyongyang

[Yeehah]

7. Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Right next to the pork plant.

[ZZenith]

8. Leavenworth, Kansas.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Saint Petersburg

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[GeorgeGist]

10. Supermax with Daddy

[maxsolomon]

11. Jackson Hole WY.

The glamour center of Non-Momo GOP Power in the the Mountain West.