The War on Thanksgiving has officially begun! (According to, who else?, Fox News)

[yellowcanine]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/11/fox-news-host-warns-thanksgiving-rules-are-a-marxist-plot-to-penetrate-american-families/

Fox News host Rachel Campos-Duffy called for Thanksgiving celebrations in spite of coronavirus risks an act of “civil disobedience.”

She and other broadcasters on the network have attacked Oregon Gov. Kate Brown over her two-week order limiting indoor gatherings to six people, and she encouraged residents to call law enforcement to report violations.

“We are already violating all kinds of not just Thanksgiving rules, but apparently we are environmental terrorists, too, for having this too many children,” Campos-Duffy began. “There are many things that the Duffy family has violated. Look, they also turn people, their neighbors, in in China and in the Soviet Union. This is so un-American, and right now just keeping your family Thanksgiving tradition seems like an act of civil disobedience. I say the home is sacred, what we do inside of our homes is our business, and I want the government out of it.”

“Believe me, big government, Marxism, this is one space they have been trying to penetrate for a long time, which are American families,” she added. “I can tell you this, Brian, Ainsley and Steve, Americans care more about their grandmothers and their parents more than the government. They know how to take the right precautions to care for grandma whether it was — I know people self-quarantining ahead of Thanksgiving holidays. They are driving instead of flying. People know how to do this, and they don’t need the government or nosy neighbors turning them in.”

[Best_man23]

1. I want to be the first kid on my block

To get a confirmed kill in the War on Thanksgiving.

[oswaldactedalone]

2. All right!!!

A new war!! Next up, Mother's Day!!!

[Lady Freedom Returns]

3. Good Grief.

[struggle4progress]

4. Stay tuned for more of our fun-filled ways to be a conservative rebel!

Support the second amendment by tossing live 30-06 rounds into the campfire during the sing-along!

Fight the nanny-state by shampooing with gasoline while smoking a cool cigarillo!

Make liberals cry by drinking corn liquor while you drive the wrong way down the interstate at night without headlights!

[KG]

5. funny how they want gov't out of citizens lives, till women / abortion or gays / marriage, etc

[area51]

12. +1 n/t

[bluecollar2]

6. Dammit!

Another decoder ring update? I just upgraded...

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Geez. I just got back from the War on Halloween, and now THIS?

I'm already signed up for the War on Christmas, beginning Friday. I thought Rump was going to end all these "forever wars".

[stopbush]

9. I'm waiting for my check from Soros to show up before I sign up

for the War on Xmas. It usually arrives the Saturday after Thanksgiving.

[stopbush]

8. My family is contributing to the War on Thanksgiving by having pot roast

rather than turkey.

We’re evil!

[yellowcanine]

10. Have heard rumors that some socialists are having tofurky.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

11. Millions of turkeys approve this war.

Cranberries and pumpkins have their backs........


KY......... .......

[yellowcanine]

14. I heard the chickens at Chick-fil-Lay are voicing solidarity with the turkeys. Poultry is woke!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

15. And they should. I bet you've never heard the saying "a turkey in every pot".

Chickens should be relieved. They won't have to lay all those eggs for the giblet gravy and stuffing!

KY.........

[Tanuki]

13. In a desperate bid for attention and to claw back a sense of relevance,

Rachel Campos-Duffy said...
(There! I added the missing first part of the article.)