I wish we could start a (no cash prizes) pool on how Trump is going to leave...

But I'd pay good money to see him dragged out of the White House by his feet, his tiny hands clutching at the carpeting.

watch Biden's dogs chase him down the driveway.

Fat Nixon couldn't outrun an elderly, overweight basset hound, let alone a couple of German shepherds. Does anyone know of a particularly aggressive tortoise who could do the honors?

Maybe a border collie could herd him down the driveway.

him about how Log O' Merde is now the "true" white house of the "true" presidency, and there will be lots and lots of tweets, and in the end he'll whip his cult into a frenzy and the rest of us will get on with our lives.

And issue all kinds of goofy proclamations

to enforce one of those goofy proclamations.

There will be two or three of those incidents, the other MAGATs will realize that they will be screwed if they follow suit, and suddenly there will be many fewer followers of Donny Bodybags.

Yep. Declares himself the "Legitimate President" and Mara-shithole the new "White House."

Ivanka could be the first lady---

That's my guess. He'll keep stalling and making it hard for the White House staff to take alot of actions until literally the last minute. Then he'll leave Jared behind to supervise the packing up only days before the Bidens move in. Don't be surprised if they can't sleep there the first night.

That place needs to be fumigated and have a deep cleaning.

Lots of evil lurking in the floorboards that should be chased out.

He already has his walls/fences built. I think that is an example of his mindset, along with his refusal to concede or admit he lost. He is preparing for a siege.

The Pig has already made the WH into the palace of a tinpot dictator.

How long before the cultists start showing up to protest his removal?

The true answer is found by playing track 7 on Paul McCartney's LP "Flaming Pie" backwards. Keep in mind that the title was Paul's borrowing from John. Keep in mind that Paul first released the album in 1997, at a time when Hugo Chavez began pre-post-mortem plans to deny Donald Trump a second term in 2020. It all fits together.

Here is the One True Answer: Just when it appears that members of the Trump crime family are about to be indicted by the Deep State of New York, a Flaming Pie will appear in the cosmos, rapidly descending towards earth, spinning at 33 rpm in a clockwise direction. Hypnotic music willbe the flavor of the day. Crowds will stand in Morrison's rapt funeral amazement while the Trump crime family, headed by their Don, peel their outer carcases off, revealing them to be a bright orange alien species. They shall then climb aboard the Flaming Pie, and ascend back into hell.