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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsNew York Post reports today that Mrs. Trump is "preparing to pen memoir on her time in the White...
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Puh-lease!
marmar
(77,118 posts)struggle4progress
(118,379 posts)to see if Melania has now hired a better plagiarist
LiberalFighter
(51,346 posts)Rice4VP
(1,235 posts)It should sell like 10 copies
tblue37
(65,540 posts)demmiblue
(36,915 posts)struggle4progress
(118,379 posts)JohnQFunk
(411 posts)Cha
(298,037 posts)Gaslighting Liar Gone from our WH.
Your "book cover" is macabre funny.
Cha
(298,037 posts)part.. "Becoming" is all you!
Ohiogal
(32,181 posts)Iliyah
(25,111 posts)republican party namely Rona Rmoney . ,
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)Hutchewon
(59 posts)"I write book."
Guilded Lilly
(5,591 posts)forgotmylogin
(7,540 posts)Brother Mythos
(1,442 posts)"I Write Book - Please You Buy Book"
muriel_volestrangler
(101,412 posts)niyad
(113,930 posts)NYC Liberal
(20,138 posts)She just needs time to take her own photo for the cover.
Deuxcents
(16,451 posts)Do you?
Mister Ed
(5,950 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)a sordid tell-all about her husband ordering her to plagiarize Michell's speech and then being hung out to dry, but she should manage to slip in some hits against Ivanka.
I'll pass too fast to even make out the title.
Cha
(298,037 posts)Docreed2003
(16,902 posts)Would be better used as toilet paper
Marthe48
(17,122 posts)n/t
procon
(15,805 posts)liberalla
(9,277 posts)I predict this will be an ugly and vindictive re-telling of how she's been misunderstood, betrayed and treated so badly. Everything has been so unfair!
is there a baby crying emoji? waaah waaaahhh...
She's every bit as petty and vindictive as her loser husband.
MaryMagdaline
(6,859 posts)How children in cages stole my thunder are a bunch of liars who were coached by lawyers to say they were poor and in danger. How I worked harder than I ever have in my entire life (true)(public appearance every few months and hiring others to decorate for Christmas) and people still hate me (true again)
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)mucifer
(23,620 posts)Ferrets are Cool
(21,116 posts)exboyfil
(17,865 posts)Polly Hennessey
(6,815 posts)Perhaps three chapters. I arrived, I did fooking Christmas stuff, I left. Who would read this.
CatMor
(6,212 posts)the only thing she did were those f$#king Christmas decorations and destroyed the Rose Garden.
MrsMatt
(1,660 posts)"Be Best (seller, please)"
NotAPuppet
(326 posts)by Melania Trump, architect, fashion designer, polyglot, and world renowned author!
Siwsan
(26,327 posts)I wouldn't believe a word she wrote, anyway, so at least that would make it an interesting perusal.
hunter
(38,349 posts)Especially if his portrayal is heroic, him having a full head of hair and her nearly naked.
Something like this:
https://bookriot.com/best-romance-novel-covers/
Trump doesn't read any books that are all words.
snowybirdie
(5,251 posts)about her marriage to the Donnie, I would buy.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)The assumption here is that Melania is going to divorce #DiaperDon at some point, which I'm pretty sure is a given.
1) She writes a pro-Trump fantasy book in order to generate some fast cash and then gets a divorce after the money rolls in from the rubes.
2) She flushes the #DiaperDon turd immediately and writes a tell-all book giving us more insight into just how fucked up #DiaperDon really is.
Personally I think it's going to be option #2 (no pun intended). If she goes with #1 and then gets a divorce, any credibility with anyone is going to be shot to hell and she will be delegated to the ash heap of history. I suppose there's an option #3 where she stays with #DiaperDon indefinitely, but seeing as how he's broke and the legal cases are going to bury him even deeper. I don't realistically see her staying with him when shitting on a gold toilet is no longer an option.
treestar
(82,383 posts)might well not be good, because he is in debt and has negative worth. So the book would be the only way to get any money. The upside of that might be she does not have to comply with the no-tell clauses he usually has people sign. Then she could really tell all.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)The fun part will be when he stops sending checks to his other wives and they come out with their own tell-all books.
calguy
(5,351 posts)catbyte
(34,542 posts)sale by next Christmas.
Botany
(70,643 posts)She can dedicate it to her "special friend" Hank.
vlyons
(10,252 posts)nt
marmar
(77,118 posts)dalton99a
(81,707 posts)MuseRider
(34,136 posts)I think, in enough time, it might be entertaining even funny. First I need some time to rinse all the gooey, sickening residue of the Trump time out of my system.
Really, how much she loves her husband? What could she talk about, Ivanka? By the time it comes out we will find that they have been separated for years and her modeling contract for first lady is done and over, kaaaaaaaPUT!
NRaleighLiberal
(60,036 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,777 posts)rzemanfl
(29,583 posts)Johnny2X2X
(19,271 posts)Shell try to cash in. Shell be getting divorced soon enough.
redwitch
(14,954 posts)I really dont care what she does once she is out of the White House.
jcgoldie
(11,658 posts)Melania could just xerox it.
helpisontheway
(5,008 posts)mnmoderatedem
(3,736 posts)and will they have a lickspittle shield available?
Digger
(478 posts)That is, if he can get his parasitic lips off little donald's anus long enough.
sarcasmo
(23,968 posts)marble falls
(57,495 posts)lark
(23,193 posts)That is all she is, a skinny bundle of greed and hate. Wonder how long drumpf will pay her to stick with him and wonder how long she will stay? I think she leaves as soon as he is indicted.
3catwoman3
(24,121 posts)...from her "modeling" (aka soft porn) days.
This one would get everyone attention as a cover photo -
https://www.google.com/search?q=melania+airplane+wing&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=FSdVn9MRsSYjjM%252CyXtd4tHixOWAnM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSkT7gYTs2YsIJ5CpzQAU8683g6wA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiu8u3S0aXtAhWhVTABHc02C8QQ9QF6BAgEEBg&biw=1536&bih=754&dpr=1.25#imgrc=FSdVn9MRsSYjjM
marble falls
(57,495 posts)3catwoman3
(24,121 posts)I hope I will have occasion to use it myself, if that is OK with you.
bedazzled
(1,771 posts)Maybe she intends to write a board book. Ghostwritten since she can barely speak English
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)Melania won't write a word of it. She is incapable of doing so.
marble falls
(57,495 posts)MineralMan
(146,351 posts)That's part of the publication contract. Sometimes, they are also included in the royalty payments, but that's a negotiable thing. Nobody who ghost writes depends on the author to pay them.
marble falls
(57,495 posts)author to be named.
MineralMan
(146,351 posts)When it comes to famous people and celebrities, you may not know the ghost writer's name, but the publishers do.
Will there be interest in a book by Melania Trump? Absolutely. Will it make money for a publisher? Maybe.
Big names use very skilled writers to create their books, and the publishers will be glad to suggest one they have worked with in the past.
As I said, you may never have heard their names. They don't care. Ghost writing is all about landing a book that has a big up-front advance. That means celebrity memoirs, etc.
Ghost writing can be very lucrative, but your name isn't necessarily the issue. You have to not care about becoming famous yourself. It's not an area of writing that interests me very much, but I know a few writers who make a very good living with that specialty. I've done a couple of books that way, but it's a hassle getting the person to tell you enough to get through it. Not my thing.
area51
(11,943 posts)onecaliberal
(32,996 posts)malaise
(269,292 posts)toilet paper shortage.
Nevilledog
(51,285 posts)Link to tweet
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@AdamParkhomenko
Melanias book should be called Fucking Evil. It works on several different levels.
fishwax
(29,150 posts)Either way, I'll pass
Because I really don't care. Do you?
UTUSN
(70,786 posts)Both she and her derelict other half are about to have the rude awakening that their memoirs are worthless in every conceivable way - content and profit.
TexasBushwhacker
(20,254 posts)dhill926
(16,387 posts)to not reading it....
TeamPooka
(24,294 posts)Yeehah
(4,602 posts)That would be a lot more interesting, with all the nudie mag stuff and everything.
IcyPeas
(21,948 posts)Klaralven
(7,510 posts)DesertRat
(27,995 posts)ooky
(8,933 posts)She came and went, and did nothing in between.
Cha
(298,037 posts)but the Cult will ear it up with a fucking shovel.
JPbelgium
(89 posts)Meowmee
(5,164 posts)Not to buy... unfortunately she will prolly profit off it.
Maeve
(42,309 posts)She claims fluency in several, but "Broken English" would be my bet.
She will have it ghost-written, if it ever appears.