We can't rule out Rudy's fart

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar 12h
We can’t rule out that Rudy’s fart gave Jenna Ellis Covid

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...this is the hill I die on (probably).

[mr_lebowski]

1. Can you imagine if you actually knew for sure ....

Like you were 100% sure that you were sick with a disease that you got from inhaling a Guiliani fart?

I can't think of anything that would be more disgustingly icky than that ...

Well ... okay, crabs from Stephen Miller might be worse.

[LuvNewcastle]

3. Or genital warts from Eric Trump.

[mr_lebowski]

9. I thought about Trump warts but then I was like ... Miller crabs would cause you to literally

introduce Stephen Millers blood into your system.

Plus in theory you don't have to have sexual contact to catch crabs.

[Jerry2144]

22. I thought that

I thought that genital warts were Eric Trump. Or maybe he is anal warts.

[KS Toronado]

2. If science says so, I believe it!

Rudy should wear depends to stop the spread.

[Withywindle]

13. na na na na na na na na na ...

...BUTTMASK!!

[Withywindle]

4. I spent way too much time googling "covid transmission farts"

And it seems the science is inconclusive and most of the articles are from the spring when we knew much less than we do now.

Still no conclusive results, but the gist seems to be "probably...?"


I feel this is an Ig Nobel Prize waiting to happen for someone.

[The Roux Comes First]

5. OK, I Must Be Slow

Tell me more about this fart.

And then educate me on the passage of the virus through the digestive tract.

[mr_lebowski]

7. Yup ... it would appear so (nt)

[KentuckyWoman]

6. I am going hell for laughing at this

Late 70's and snorting at fart jokes.
My grandmother would not approve.

[MustLoveBeagles]

8. Same here except I'm in my late forties

[mr_lebowski]

11. Least we're enjoyin' the ride :)

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. Not so silent... but still deadly.

At least Rooody is considerate enough to emit an audible warning when toxic gases are entering the area.

[flibbitygiblets]

12. This thread is why I love DU

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21. this isn't mere humor

...it's meant to reflect his actual disgusting state, and the absurdity of Ellis and the rest gathering around him (maskless in the midst of a raging pandemic) as he spews his toxic fumes; not just bowel gases, but his entire speil.

What you've done here is limit the humor to a fart joke, and ignored the obvious play on Guliani's foul performances. He doesn't deserve 'decency,' he invites shaming from anyone with a modicum of care for the damage he's doing to the nation; not only to catch notice from "slack jawed drooling idiots who like toilet humor," but to jar people out of the complacency of treating these people with any legitimacy at all.

Decency legitimizes these terrorists and traitors.

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24. to be fair

...my wife does go deathly silent when I go there.

[MyNameGoesHere]

14. Mad King Poopy Pants weaponized rudypatooty

As a dirty fart bomb.

[RockRaven]

15. Type II Pneumocytes exist in the intestines and are infected by coronavirus, so....

Possible, for sure. Can't rule it out!

[GaYellowDawg]

16. Coronavirus or colonavirus?

[Sancho]

17. Maybe an independent council could get to the bottom of it....

[Captain Zero]

19. He Dealt it; She smelt it.

Science.

[UCmeNdc]

20. Imagine the air around Rudy.........

Foul