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bucolic_frolic

(43,236 posts) Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:00 PM Dec 2020

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So what will you, in fact and colloquially, name the Trump Airport?

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Trump has been asking aides about the process by which he can get an airport named after him

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I dunno, how about Mar-A-Cargo or Free-Dumb Flies?

And I sort of like Belly-Floppers Field

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So what will you, in fact and colloquially, name the Trump Airport? (Original Post) bucolic_frolic Dec 2020 OP

Fuckstick Field Blue Owl Dec 2020 #1

I was gonna say FFF. louis-t Dec 2020 #10

One of those revolutionary war era airports. Walleye Dec 2020 #2

I invoke the Cosby Rule genxlib Dec 2020 #3

Villanova had to remove John DuPont's name from the arena after his conviction for murder Walleye Dec 2020 #18

Grifter International True Dough Dec 2020 #4

Aeroflop n/m 2golddogs Dec 2020 #5

Well done! :D kysrsoze Dec 2020 #6

Failure Field catbyte Dec 2020 #7

Find one with that has its final approach over a particularly malodorous landfill The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2020 #8

We here in Washington kurtcagle Dec 2020 #15

He can't have our airport in New Castle County Delaware, President Biden flying in on Air Force One Walleye Dec 2020 #21

I choose AnyFunctioningAdult Dec 2020 #9

Ground Zero relayerbob Dec 2020 #11

Since all airports have a three-letter designation, I'd suggest the following . . . hatrack Dec 2020 #12

Same as ' reagan's,' elleng Dec 2020 #13

Same here. I'm so petty... IHaveNoName Dec 2020 #19

I wouldn't name a Cinnabon after him lame54 Dec 2020 #14

with an airport in mind, remember this. onethatcares Dec 2020 #16

The "Donald J Trump Shithole Airport" FSogol Dec 2020 #17

I was thinking something like that creeksneakers2 Dec 2020 #28

Trump Airport--Serving America since the Revolution. Cuthbert Allgood Dec 2020 #20

It'll be somewhere in Russia. NurseJackie Dec 2020 #22

Traitor Field rurallib Dec 2020 #23

Doesn't the Mustang Ranch have an airstrip they use to fly clients in and out? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Dec 2020 #24

Pile Of Ashes... nt Progressive Jones Dec 2020 #25

I believe you have to be dead for a certain amount of time before they can name things after you MiniMe Dec 2020 #26

Crash Landing AmericanCanuck Dec 2020 #27

Blue Owl

(50,451 posts)

1. Fuckstick Field

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:03 PM

Dec 2020

louis-t

(23,296 posts)

10. I was gonna say FFF.

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:16 PM

Dec 2020

Fuck Face Field.

Walleye

(31,032 posts)

2. One of those revolutionary war era airports.

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:04 PM

Dec 2020

genxlib

(5,528 posts)

3. I invoke the Cosby Rule

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:04 PM

Dec 2020

Never name anything after someone who is still alive and can make you regret that decision.

He doesn't seem to understand that an honorary should be something offered and not requested. Both vain and a loser.

Walleye

(31,032 posts)

18. Villanova had to remove John DuPont's name from the arena after his conviction for murder

Reply to genxlib (Reply #3)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:04 PM

Dec 2020

True Dough

(17,313 posts)

4. Grifter International

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:06 PM

Dec 2020

or Tiny Hands Airfield

2golddogs

(107 posts)

5. Aeroflop n/m

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:08 PM

Dec 2020

kysrsoze

(6,022 posts)

6. Well done! :D

Reply to 2golddogs (Reply #5)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:09 PM

Dec 2020

catbyte

(34,414 posts)

7. Failure Field

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:12 PM

Dec 2020

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,782 posts)

8. Find one with that has its final approach over a particularly malodorous landfill

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:14 PM

Dec 2020

or a rendering plant, and if you land too long you'll end up in a sewage treatment reservoir. Or build it in Cape Disappointment, WA so it can be called Trump-Disappointment Airport, airport code TRD.

kurtcagle

(1,604 posts)

15. We here in Washington

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #8)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:54 PM

Dec 2020

would not want a Trump airport, no matter how appropriately named.

I think it should be in a deep red state, maybe Butte, Wyoming, one of those airports that get maybe fifty visitors a year.

Walleye

(31,032 posts)

21. He can't have our airport in New Castle County Delaware, President Biden flying in on Air Force One

Reply to kurtcagle (Reply #15)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:06 PM

Dec 2020

AnyFunctioningAdult

(192 posts)

9. I choose

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:15 PM

Dec 2020

Whichever airport has the largest terminal but shortest runways.

relayerbob

(6,545 posts)

11. Ground Zero

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:29 PM

Dec 2020

hatrack

(59,590 posts)

12. Since all airports have a three-letter designation, I'd suggest the following . . .

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:34 PM

Dec 2020

SHT - Sieg Heil Trump Airport
TRD - Trump Regeneron Distraction Airport
DCK - Donald's Continental Kakistocracy Airport
DWI - Daughter-Wife Ivanka Airport

elleng

(131,028 posts)

13. Same as ' reagan's,'

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:38 PM

Dec 2020

WASHINGTON NATIONAL AIRPORT!

IHaveNoName

(95 posts)

19. Same here. I'm so petty...

Reply to elleng (Reply #13)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:04 PM

Dec 2020

that I only refer to it as DCA, same as I only refer to Houston's airport as "Houston Airport," or "IAH." The B-word is not to be used around me.

lame54

(35,302 posts)

14. I wouldn't name a Cinnabon after him

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:43 PM

Dec 2020

onethatcares

(16,177 posts)

16. with an airport in mind, remember this.

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:55 PM

Dec 2020

everything he touches dies.

do we even want him near an airport?

FSogol

(45,504 posts)

17. The "Donald J Trump Shithole Airport"

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 01:57 PM

Dec 2020

creeksneakers2

(7,473 posts)

28. I was thinking something like that

Reply to FSogol (Reply #17)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 03:38 PM

Dec 2020

The Ex-president Nambia Dotard Shithole Airport.

Cuthbert Allgood

(4,928 posts)

20. Trump Airport--Serving America since the Revolution.

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:06 PM

Dec 2020

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

22. It'll be somewhere in Russia.

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:09 PM

Dec 2020

rurallib

(62,432 posts)

23. Traitor Field

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:31 PM

Dec 2020

Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(108,099 posts)

24. Doesn't the Mustang Ranch have an airstrip they use to fly clients in and out?

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:33 PM

Dec 2020

That should be The Trump Airport.

Progressive Jones

(6,011 posts)

25. Pile Of Ashes... nt

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:44 PM

Dec 2020

MiniMe

(21,718 posts)

26. I believe you have to be dead for a certain amount of time before they can name things after you

Reply to bucolic_frolic (Original post)

Mon Dec 21, 2020, 02:49 PM

Dec 2020

It takes an act of Congress I believe

AmericanCanuck

(1,102 posts)

27. Crash Landing

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Mon Dec 21, 2020, 03:10 PM

Dec 2020

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