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underpants

(182,789 posts) Wed Dec 23, 2020, 12:59 PM Dec 2020

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Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

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Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven (Original Post) underpants Dec 2020 OP

Two Trump supporters die PJMcK Dec 2020 #1

The End. dchill Dec 2020 #15

This Ferrets are Cool Dec 2020 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author Ferrets are Cool Dec 2020 #18

It's a start, anyway. smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #22

Of COVID. Crunchy Frog Dec 2020 #25

I thought the punch line would be: RAB910 Dec 2020 #2

I was having trouble with the premise, too GopherGal Dec 2020 #3

I like your version. wnylib Dec 2020 #8

That's how I see it ybbor Dec 2020 #9

They were only AT the pearly gates, not inside yet. nt Shermann Dec 2020 #11

Sliding down a ramp made of razor blades into a pool of salt water. Nevilledog Dec 2020 #19

I would go with: DENVERPOPS Dec 2020 #29

Same here. LPBBEAR Dec 2020 #5

That was my first thought. niyad Dec 2020 #14

The story does not say they stayed there. soldierant Dec 2020 #21

there was fraud by trump and the repugs - however, support for biden was stronger and he still won. samsingh Dec 2020 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author CatLady78 Dec 2020 #6

"But, my son, I can send you to a place where the boss was for the other guy - if you prefer..." sandensea Dec 2020 #7

Fake News.......Trump supporters don't go to Heaven😂😂 W T F Dec 2020 #10

They live in an alternate reality, that's for sure. GoCubsGo Dec 2020 #12

Funny underpants Dec 2020 #13

That's brilliant. Nevilledog Dec 2020 #20

Bwah! Blue Owl Dec 2020 #16

Two of em die vercetti2021 Dec 2020 #23

I want to know how they got to heaven in the first place. George II Dec 2020 #24

OUCH! keithbvadu2 Dec 2020 #26

I thought the title was the punch line. JohnnyRingo Dec 2020 #27

Now go straight to hell!! ailsagirl Dec 2020 #28

and God said to them Dukkha Dec 2020 #30

I have trouble with the premise. n/t malthaussen Dec 2020 #31

EXACTLY what would happen with a few that I know. nt oldsoftie Dec 2020 #32

PJMcK

(22,035 posts)

1. Two Trump supporters die

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:07 PM

Dec 2020

Good.

dchill

(38,484 posts)

15. The End.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 03:56 PM

Dec 2020

Ferrets are Cool

(21,106 posts)

17. This

Reply to dchill (Reply #15)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 07:42 PM

Dec 2020

Response to dchill (Reply #15)

Ferrets are Cool This message was self-deleted by its author.

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)

22. It's a start, anyway.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 08:51 PM

Dec 2020

Crunchy Frog

(26,579 posts)

25. Of COVID.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 09:09 PM

Dec 2020

RAB910

(3,501 posts)

2. I thought the punch line would be:

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:10 PM

Dec 2020

Just kidding, a Trump supporter would never go to heaven.

GopherGal

(2,008 posts)

3. I was having trouble with the premise, too

Reply to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:15 PM

Dec 2020

I was imagining St. Peter saying "just kidding! You supported removing children from their parents and putting them in cages!" before a trap door opened beneath them and they slid through a chute to the Netherworld.

wnylib

(21,447 posts)

8. I like your version.

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:44 PM

Dec 2020

ybbor

(1,554 posts)

9. That's how I see it

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:47 PM

Dec 2020

Maybe like in The Christmas Story, Santa’s boot, well St. Peter’s in this case, pushing them down a slide to hell.

Shermann

(7,413 posts)

11. They were only AT the pearly gates, not inside yet. nt

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 03:03 PM

Dec 2020

Nevilledog

(51,094 posts)

19. Sliding down a ramp made of razor blades into a pool of salt water.

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 07:47 PM

Dec 2020

DENVERPOPS

(8,817 posts)

29. I would go with:

Reply to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 03:07 AM

Dec 2020

Life, no parole, Supermax in Colorado................

Timothy McVeigh only lasted for six months in Supermax, before asking the courts for the death penalty.....
Of course, the courts said fine by us......

LPBBEAR

(295 posts)

5. Same here.

Reply to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:46 PM

Dec 2020

Not going to happen.

niyad

(113,284 posts)

14. That was my first thought.

Reply to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 03:33 PM

Dec 2020

soldierant

(6,857 posts)

21. The story does not say they stayed there.

Reply to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 08:32 PM

Dec 2020

They could have then been rejected or left voluntarily.

I actually like it just the way it is, because their respose is SO Trumpanzee. Bigly.

samsingh

(17,595 posts)

4. there was fraud by trump and the repugs - however, support for biden was stronger and he still won.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:29 PM

Dec 2020

Response to underpants (Original post)

CatLady78 This message was self-deleted by its author.

sandensea

(21,627 posts)

7. "But, my son, I can send you to a place where the boss was for the other guy - if you prefer..."

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:03 PM

Dec 2020

W T F

(1,146 posts)

10. Fake News.......Trump supporters don't go to Heaven😂😂

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:56 PM

Dec 2020

GoCubsGo

(32,080 posts)

12. They live in an alternate reality, that's for sure.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 03:07 PM

Dec 2020

Link to tweet

underpants

(182,789 posts)

13. Funny

Reply to GoCubsGo (Reply #12)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 03:26 PM

Dec 2020

Nevilledog

(51,094 posts)

20. That's brilliant.

Reply to GoCubsGo (Reply #12)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 07:49 PM

Dec 2020

Blue Owl

(50,356 posts)

16. Bwah!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 07:25 PM

Dec 2020

vercetti2021

(10,156 posts)

23. Two of em die

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 08:55 PM

Dec 2020

They're going to hell lol

George II

(67,782 posts)

24. I want to know how they got to heaven in the first place.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 09:08 PM

Dec 2020

keithbvadu2

(36,788 posts)

26. OUCH!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 10:42 PM

Dec 2020

JohnnyRingo

(18,628 posts)

27. I thought the title was the punch line.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 12:05 AM

Dec 2020

Still pretty funny anecdote.

ailsagirl

(22,896 posts)

28. Now go straight to hell!!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 12:05 AM

Dec 2020

Dukkha

(7,341 posts)

30. and God said to them

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 10:09 AM

Dec 2020

"like your Dear Leader Trump...I am not God." and Lucifer reveals himself. "cast them into the lake of fire!"

malthaussen

(17,193 posts)

31. I have trouble with the premise. n/t

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 10:16 AM

Dec 2020

oldsoftie

(12,533 posts)

32. EXACTLY what would happen with a few that I know. nt

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 12:09 PM

Dec 2020

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