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Wed Dec 23, 2020, 11:59 AM

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven

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Reply Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven (Original post)
underpants Dec 2020 OP
PJMcK Dec 2020 #1
dchill Dec 2020 #15
Ferrets are Cool Dec 2020 #17
Ferrets are Cool Dec 2020 #18
smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #22
Crunchy Frog Dec 2020 #25
RAB910 Dec 2020 #2
GopherGal Dec 2020 #3
wnylib Dec 2020 #8
ybbor Dec 2020 #9
Shermann Dec 2020 #11
Nevilledog Dec 2020 #19
DENVERPOPS Dec 2020 #29
LPBBEAR Dec 2020 #5
niyad Dec 2020 #14
soldierant Dec 2020 #21
samsingh Dec 2020 #4
CatLady78 Dec 2020 #6
sandensea Dec 2020 #7
W T F Dec 2020 #10
GoCubsGo Dec 2020 #12
underpants Dec 2020 #13
Nevilledog Dec 2020 #20
Blue Owl Dec 2020 #16
vercetti2021 Dec 2020 #23
George II Dec 2020 #24
keithbvadu2 Dec 2020 #26
JohnnyRingo Dec 2020 #27
ailsagirl Dec 2020 #28
Dukkha Dec 2020 #30
malthaussen Dec 2020 #31
oldsoftie Dec 2020 #32

Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 12:07 PM

1. Two Trump supporters die

Good.

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:56 PM

15. The End.

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Response to dchill (Reply #15)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 06:42 PM

17. This

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 07:51 PM

22. It's a start, anyway.

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Response to PJMcK (Reply #1)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 08:09 PM

25. Of COVID.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 12:10 PM

2. I thought the punch line would be:

Just kidding, a Trump supporter would never go to heaven.

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Response to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 12:15 PM

3. I was having trouble with the premise, too

I was imagining St. Peter saying "just kidding! You supported removing children from their parents and putting them in cages!" before a trap door opened beneath them and they slid through a chute to the Netherworld.

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Response to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:44 PM

8. I like your version.

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Response to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:47 PM

9. That's how I see it

Maybe like in The Christmas Story, Santaís boot, well St. Peterís in this case, pushing them down a slide to hell.

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Response to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:03 PM

11. They were only AT the pearly gates, not inside yet. nt

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Response to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 06:47 PM

19. Sliding down a ramp made of razor blades into a pool of salt water.

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Response to GopherGal (Reply #3)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 02:07 AM

29. I would go with:

Life, no parole, Supermax in Colorado................

Timothy McVeigh only lasted for six months in Supermax, before asking the courts for the death penalty.....
Of course, the courts said fine by us......

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Response to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 12:46 PM

5. Same here.

Not going to happen.

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Response to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:33 PM

14. That was my first thought.

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Response to RAB910 (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 07:32 PM

21. The story does not say they stayed there.

They could have then been rejected or left voluntarily.

I actually like it just the way it is, because their respose is SO Trumpanzee. Bigly.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 12:29 PM

4. there was fraud by trump and the repugs - however, support for biden was stronger and he still won.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:03 PM

7. "But, my son, I can send you to a place where the boss was for the other guy - if you prefer..."

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 01:56 PM

10. Fake News.......Trump supporters don't go to Heaven😂😂

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:07 PM

12. They live in an alternate reality, that's for sure.

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #12)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 02:26 PM

13. Funny

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Response to GoCubsGo (Reply #12)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 06:49 PM

20. That's brilliant.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 06:25 PM

16. Bwah!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 07:55 PM

23. Two of em die

They're going to hell lol

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 08:08 PM

24. I want to know how they got to heaven in the first place.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 09:42 PM

26. OUCH!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 11:05 PM

27. I thought the title was the punch line.

Still pretty funny anecdote.

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Wed Dec 23, 2020, 11:05 PM

28. Now go straight to hell!!

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 09:09 AM

30. and God said to them

"like your Dear Leader Trump...I am not God." and Lucifer reveals himself. "cast them into the lake of fire!"

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 09:16 AM

31. I have trouble with the premise. n/t

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Response to underpants (Original post)

Thu Dec 24, 2020, 11:09 AM

32. EXACTLY what would happen with a few that I know. nt

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