The rMoney baby-eating scandal . . .

[fleur-de-lisa]

So, has anyone found any evidence of the rMoney baby-eating scandal? I'd like to know if that's a real story or just a rumor. Perhaps we should demand that rMoney prove that it's not true?

[flamingdem]

1. no no no

He ate a puppy, not a baby

[porphyrian]

3. There is very little evidence that the hairs that were recovered came from a puppy. n/t

[flamingdem]

24. I see..

this is series!11

[porphyrian]

27. Indeed, it is. n/t

[porphyrian]

2. Please, please, stop...

As I tried to do in my earlier post (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021430158), I would like to head off these Romney baby-eating rumors before they get out of hand, and constantly bringing the subject back up can't be helping. Shame on you.

There, now you're properly chastised.

[Flashmann]

4. found any evidence of the rMoney baby-eating scandal?

Nope.....However,there is nothing to discount it,and rmoney has not denied it....Using teabag logic here,(hey if it works for them,it works for me),he absolutely is guilty of it.....No question....

[porphyrian]

5. There is no evidence that Jon Sununu always wears a vibrating butt plug, either.

However, we can't just go around saying things that have not yet been proven all day. It's bad science.

[Indpndnt]

16. Okay, that's gonna cost you a keyboard.

[porphyrian]

18. ...sorry about that... n/t

[Indpndnt]

31. In the name of scientific research, it made the ultimate sacrifice.

And that's okay.

[porphyrian]

33. For science...! n/t

[flamingdem]

23. LOLLLL sqwak

braack sqwak

[porphyrian]

25. Well, it's true. n/t

[pinboy3niner]

8. No teabagger logic, "just the facts, Ma'am"

We hold ourselves to a higher standard, and that requires that we investigate thoroughly all the hundreds and hundreds of Romney baby-eating witness reports, affidavits and videos before we reach a conclusion about the fact that Romney eats babies.

[Flashmann]

13. Well,NOW what I'm hearing

Is that rmoney also eats vibrating buttplugs.......

[porphyrian]

15. What?! No! That's just silly.

Again, if we are going to make claims about Jon Sununu's constant butt plugging or Romney's baby and/or butt plug eating habits, we must present some form of corroborating evidence.

[Flashmann]

21. Wait...This is becoming too convoluted

Lemme see if I have this right....Rmoney pulls baby buttplugs from Sunnunus ass,with his teeth,and make presents of them........?

What a sick bunch....

[porphyrian]

26. ...

I refuse to respond.

[Flashmann]

28. Ah....Victory and truth.....

Sweet!

[porphyrian]

29. ... n/t

[fleur-de-lisa]

39. Somebody alert Judge 'shut-your-pie-hole' . . .

he'll send a team of investigators to kolob and/or lebanon to dig into the matters at hand . . . at taxpayer's expense, of course.

[porphyrian]

40. Someone should do something to stop these horrible rumors.

What's next? Ann Romney donates her husband's back shavings to Donald Trump's wigmaker?

[fleur-de-lisa]

41. His back ? ? ?

I heard they were pubes.

[porphyrian]

42. Again, those are rumors and Trump's hair is only circumstantial evidence of that, at best.

We should provide some proof for claims such as this, lest we become mere storytellers.

[pinboy3niner]

17. Um...I'll let someone else do THAT investigation. nt

[porphyrian]

19. It's unsanitary, to say the least. n/t

[Indpndnt]

20. I heard Willard only eats Sununu's vibrating buttplugs.

But only while they're still warm.

Nobody can confirm that, though.

[porphyrian]

22. ...

...why...? Why would you bring this up without evidence, given all of the pleading I've done so far on this thread? Does no one value the sanctity of the Scientific Method any more?

Next thing you know, someone will be claiming that Romney eats babies that Jon Sununu uses as butt plugs. Disgusting.

[Indpndnt]

30. Sununu uses babies as butt plugs? Well, that explains the vibrating.

They're desperately trying to crawl away, but they can't pull their heads out of his ass.

That's what the rumor mill would say to these unsubstantiated speculations. Pity I left my scientific calculator at home. We could calculate the odds on this, at least. Shucks.

[porphyrian]

32. There is just no point in my trying to prevent this, is there? n/t

[Indpndnt]

36. Your efforts to do so are Herculean, but the science must be proven.

Only communication - and possibly experimentation - can help clear this up once and for all.

[porphyrian]

37. I refuse to volunteer for the Sununu investigation. n/t

[Indpndnt]

38. I'm sure Willard is up for it.

So to speak.

[porphyrian]

14. Thank you! A voice of reason. n/t

[Flashmann]

6. So....As I understand it

Sununu always wears a vibrating butt plug......

[porphyrian]

7. No! Stop! There is no evidence that Sununu always wears a vibrating butt plug!

You're doing exactly what we should not be doing!

[Flashmann]

10. But.....But.......

I heard it thru the grapevine......There has to be some substance to it,dontcha see.......

[porphyrian]

12. It may very well be true that Jon Sununu is always wearing a vibrating butt plug; I don't know.

But we should not just go around spreading rumors. We should present facts.

[JaneyVee]

9. Yup. It's TRUE.

[porphyrian]

11. That picture has already been discredited; Romney's skin is too pale, an obvious Photoshopping. n/t

[Matariki]

34. Yes, but it was a LONG time ago

and was only a typical prep school prank.

[porphyrian]

35. My point is that we should not be saying these things without supporting evidence.

I mean, people could claim anything is true.