What the fuck is a "Josh Hawley"?

[LuckyCharms]

Never heard of the fucking thing.

Sounds like some kind of fake tool.

Like a left-handed wall expander.

Hey Bubs, go out to the truck and fetch me that Josh Hawley.

In all seriousness though...fuck all of these people. Fuck Josh Hawley, fuck Mitch McConnell, the one man senate.

Fuck 'em all sideways. With molten lava.

[msongs]

1. he'd look good in a white pointy hood. could borrow one from cotton picker nt

[Yavin4]

2. He beat Claire McCaskill in 2018.

He and Tom Cotton are early favorites for the Republican nomination in 2024.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Jeez, I'm out of the loop.

Had no idea who he was.

[Yavin4]

6. Yep. Big time rising star. n/t

[vapor2]

7. Latest sycophant to join in on the Jan 6 shitshow

BTW.....he lives in VA and uses his sister's address to represent MO. Eager to run in 2024

[Yavin4]

13. He hates non-White people.

That's the only qualification that you need to be a Republican.

[underpants]

8. You've got that call right

Cotton especially

[Yavin4]

16. The good news is that unknown, early favorites rarely get the nomination.

They almost always flame out.

[TexasTowelie]

3. So that is how his last name is spelled.

I thought it was a shrub.

[Arne]

5. You are correct, the Josh Hawley actually comes in three sizes,

Mini Maxi And Super Dildoe.

[BillyBobBrilliant]

9. Just your basic

Dumb fuck.

[PCIntern]

10. Hawley Bite Plane is a dental appliance

Think upper ortho retainer with a platform for lower front teeth to hit first. It’s a type of night guard.

[Cirque du So-What]

11. It's a brand of jizz mop

An inferior brand of jizz mop at that.

[LuckyCharms]

12. Holy shit...

[Towlie]

14. He could be the evil genius that succeeds where the evil idiot failed.

 
?

I've suggested several times that if an evil idiot (Trump) can do as much damage as he did then think what an evil genius could do.

In different words, Mehdi Hasan (hosting All In on MSNBC) essentially suggested this evening that Josh Hawley could be that evil genius.

[Ohiogal]

15. Isn't he the asshole

who doesn’t even live in the state who elected him Senator?

[ChoppinBroccoli]

17. I Thought That Was What You Said While Sitting On The Toilet Taking A Difficult Dump

[BlueSpot]

18. He has intentions of a presidential run - perhaps 2024

I think this whole MAGA thing has a limited lifespan and he has just tied his wagon to a falling star.

In a contradictory metaphor, I hope to be able to call him Josh "Icarus" Hawley in the not too distant future.