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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI fear reality will soon put The Onion out of business
Real headline:
Feds probing whether Nashville bomber believed in lizard people conspiracy
I just...just...
I am not making this up!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/girlfriend-nashville-bomber-warned-police-he-was-building-explosives-2019-n1252536
Arne
(2,035 posts)It was too cold.
A_Woman_from_MI
(165 posts)😏
Irish_Dem
(47,184 posts)A_Woman_from_MI
(165 posts)Onion stories were real. Now, I am far less likely to fault someone for it.
Irish_Dem
(47,184 posts)Wicked Blue
(5,845 posts)are the Fly People.
A certain vice-president comes to mind.
A_Woman_from_MI
(165 posts)Wanna start a new conspiracy?
Wicked Blue
(5,845 posts)The more I think about this, the more fitting Fly People seems.
- Fly People gravitate toward piles of reeking fecal matter.
- A MAGAt is a juvenile Fly.
- Beelzebub is the Lord of the Flies - actual translation of the name.
I read in the Washington Post today that the Fly People are coming to DC on Jan. 6 to wallow in excrement and "be wild."
It would be nice if law enforcement provided SWAT teams.
Girard442
(6,081 posts)Nobody noticed.
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