We need a forensic audit. A mega audit. A flash audit. An audit by Morgan Freeman.

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Four members of the Arizona congressional delegation including Rep. Paul Gosar voted to set aside the results of the state’s presidential election until the state can perform a forensic audit of the election.

Gosar challenged Vice President Mike Pence to set aside the presidential election results in the disputed states, pending an investigation into the allegations of fraud that have been rejected in more than 60 lawsuits, which went all the way to the US Supreme Court.

“Are you a ceremonial figurehead or do you envision a role in which you have discretion?” Gosar asked Pence. “If you are ceremonial, let’s be done with it. Serve the tea and crumpets. If you are not ceremonial – then do not accept Arizona’s results until a full, complete electoral forensic audit is allowed by the state.”

https://www.paysonroundup.com/news/arizona-republicans-vote-for-more-investigation-of-state-s-presidential-votes/article_557edb23-678d-5924-94d8-b6e01a8617d3.html

Let's just cut out the filler and let's name ALL of the potential audits that we could do and have not yet. You know, since the election, since all of these recounts, since all of these audits, and since all of these court cases weren't good enough, let's just rack up all of the audits we clearly need to do.

I'll begin...

An athletic event audit - Take copies of the ballots and turn them into various balls. Republicans can even move the goalposts!

A celebrity audit - An audit by a celebrity panel. Simon Cowell can tell Trump he lost.

A Chopped audit - An audit by trained chefs from the show 'Chopped'

A mass spectrometry audit - Use a mass spectrometer to audit the vote

A meta audit - Audit the auditors and auditing process

A paper mache audit - Take copies of the ballots and turn them into various paper mache works of art

A radioactive audit - ???, a Geiger counter will be involved

A Rube Goldberg audit - Construct a Rube Goldberg machine to audit the vote

A Samuel L. Jackson audit - Samuel L. Jackson audits the votes and delivers the results in the way he does best

A Siri audit - "Siri, which number is greater? 81 million or 74 million?"

How many other audits have yet to be done, let's get to work, DU!

[mwooldri]

1. A bakeoff audit? NT